Shocking. Luckily the school is also an alcohol and drug free zone, so there's no possible way our precious youth have access to either of those things.
Maybe we should model ourselves after Mexico. They have extraordinarily strict gun laws. We'll just bury our heads in the sand and ignore the murder rate that's 500% worse than ours and pretend we'd be more like the island nations of England and Australia.
!@#$, liberals are stupid.