Yeah, I know. It was a play on Tennessee's moniker. Sorry.
I love the lawyer. "He was drunk. He didn't know what he was doing." I'm sorry, schill. Did someone hold him down and pour alcohol in his mouth and force him to swallow it, or was that voluntary?
Piss off, you creeps. I hope you spend the next fifty years stuffing tampons up your asses to stop the bleeding.