Alaska Darin

Good thing that went away so quick, as it always does.

I'd choke slam that fuggin' hag.

Try and be strong. Oh, and avoid passing by any rope at all costs.

Because Holcomb's Arm pwns you. That "3.5" thing and all.

I heard Fred Thompson is talking about running. He always seems so level headed on "Law and Order".

Priceless.

I guess the public school system should revisit putting in classes on "thinking for yourself".

No, they aren't. They aren't honest in the least - from either side. There is zero difference. Doubtful, since there are estimated to be between 200,000,000 and 500,000,000 guns in America already. You're significantly more likely to be injured/killed by medical malpractice than by guns. As far as the "more gets getting guns", I can't think of a more bankrupt argument. Local gun bans are useless? How's that federal drug ban working out? Good thing kids aren't able to get heroin in their schools. Perhaps the "government" should instead view concealed weapons as what they are: cheap law enforcement.

The statistics are all over the map. According to the pro-gun folks in Canada, England's "hot break-in" rate (burglar breaks in when occupant is home vs waiting for the occupant to leave) is 66%. Canada's is 50%. The U.S. is 13%. You can draw your own conclusion from it, though I don't believe the statistics. As far as "your gun being used on you", it's not very likely. Again, the statistics are all over the map.

Spanking is not abuse and the fact that you actually compare the two is too ludicrous to leave alone.

I had no idea Holcomb's Arm actually had a friend. Miracles - they never cease.

I probably wouldn't take the average 14 year old to it. The "rape scene" is more implied but there's the typical of the period "orgy" looking stuff and plenty of other eroticism. The violence is pretty over the top.

Nicely done.

You're lucky he doesn't spear you through the skull while screaming "SPARTA!" for even suggesting such endeavors in his presence.

So is Sununu a racist for wanting to fire a Mexican American? This stuff is so confusing.

Tom would crush everyone with his giant melon. It'd be no contest. That says nothing of Holcomb's Arm just flailing around like a crab out of water, what with his head being so firmly planted in his anal cavity.

Crime "rates" are fallacies perpetuated by whomever has an agenda. Pick your poison. High crime? It's a funding issue or it's time to take some more liberties from the law abiding. Low crime? All of our programs are working and if we had even more money, we could do even more. For once, you are actually right. There are other factors that are important in minimizing crime (it'll never be eliminated, the thought of that is just ludicrous) but putting guns back in the hands of the law abiding makes criminals a hell of a lot more nervous than it's been given credit for, to say nothing of a U.S. Court actually correctly interpreting the Constitution for a change.

Why prod the bear? FWIW, this could be a pretty big thing.

Not for nothing, but Bako is packed to the gills with "illegals".

And more wire. At least 3.5 times as much.

I'm going to go with "Platypus-point-five." I think I'm finally getting the Holcomb's Arm "theory."

Could you contradict yourself a bit more in this thread? First my take was wrong. Then it was correct but waved off as "common sense". Now you sarcastically call me an "expert" based on you stepping on your own dick. At least you and Holcomb's Arm provide the rest of us with some comic relief.

Which was, of course, MY POINT. Thanks for making it again, only this time without telling me I'm wrong and Holcomb's Arm is right, despite his inability to understand such a simple point. What version of Retard Translator did you use? I'm sorry you're bitter about your lot in life and jealous of mine. I'm also sorry that my "take" on the subject, based on my experience, matched the link you posted from a big insurance company.

Actually, I typed the saying I was thinking of. It's in deference to my grandmother because that's how she used to say it and I've never adapted (it's one of those things). In fact, I'm quite sure if you did a search on this board, you'd find that I've used the very same phrase numerous times. It is what it is. But you need the win, so go dance around your playschool mini-bus while whistling "my dog's bigger than your dog". I'm cool with it.

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