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Two of my all time favorites. Wright is just so different from everyone else. Maria Bamford is hilarious.

I wouldn't put Louis in the clean category. He's not Richard Prior/Lennie Bruce dirty but he throws plenty around. Mitch was funny as hell. What unique perspective. You mean Chip Esten?

You said "good" and then "Dane Cook". That's funny all by itself. Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan, Mike Joiner, Dave Ferrell, and Mike McIntyre are a few I can think of off the top of my head. Daniel Tosh doesn't swear much during his act but his material is edgy.

I'd say both parties were satisfied, then.

Dude's got balls.

Poojer would still hit that.

My parents both worked very long hours the entire time I was growing up. They had no idea I could do anything other than eat their food and do chores.

I know, right?

There are. They just don't live around you.

That wasn't even the best Montreal Canadians team. They weren't even as dominant as the UCONN women.

Butterface.

My car will go from 100 to 150 in less than 10 seconds and 0 to 150 in less than 18 seconds. Completely stock.

Ah, the "Build by Madden" strategy. Dan Snyder should be tweeting his approval soon.

If you're an American with any kind money, getting a 17 year old Central/South American girl basically means you've been outside.

I see what you did there.

I think it's easier to stay healthy when you're trying to kick someone's ass than when you're trying not to get your ass kicked.

There's no way I could ever work in a public school. The rules give all the power to the kids and far too many parents today are just !@#$ing retards. Thanks for doing what you do - it's largely a thankless and under appreciated endeavor. My wife's school is about 85% "state of anarchy". A normal day there would have been the most talked about day of my entire upbringing. More rules apparently equals worse behavior.

You know why we didn't !@#$ with adults when we were 10? Because they'd beat our asses. Of course, our parents wouldn't have let us go to a movie theater without them at that age. About the only time I ever go to the movies is when school is in session.

That's fair.

Me too. I hated Brosnan as Bond. Campy.

Dalton was the most true "Bond" to the novels.

Levitre was having a Pro Bowl season until injuries decimated the OLine and he got moved all over the place. He was playing as well as Ruben ever did.

This is good advice. This is not good advice. There are a variety of investment avenues available and 401k is just one of them. Your company's plan could very well have extremely poor options and investing to the IRS max may not be as good an option as one of the thousands of others that are out there. Every investor is different and should look at their situation individually.

Such a simple concept. So often ignored.