Just Jack
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I don't know, that one on the right looks more fierce than the one on the left.
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I've got one of these. Someone had them on EBay.
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Now if Marv would just come to Syracuse and do a signing.
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If I don't use my vacation or sick days, at the end of the year they are gone. No extra pay for not using them, no rollover to the next year, just goodbye. That's why if I have them available towards the end of the year, I'll take them. Plus it helps being able to do some Christmas shopping during the day while the malls aren't crowded.
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The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.
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I would hope he does well if he gets a job with the Dolphins, except for those two times we need to play them.
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I would not want that goalpost ass wiper on my team. If that were to happen, no matter how good the trade might be, I would drop my season tickets and rescind my membership in the Blue Coats.
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There's some action right now, bunch of prisoners milling around the desk.
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Morning, I take it nothing exciting last night?
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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks, in shock
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells with pride and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard!"
"I know," Melissa says. "And once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the sh-- out of him."
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He should get out just in time for Spring Training Camps.
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Different colors mean different things. I know our local jail has different colors for:
men
women
violent offenders
general population
etc...
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Someone's talking on the pay phone in the corner now.
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Empty now except for one guy sitting at the desk playing with his fingers.
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You can also get a list of their local sex offenders.
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2005
Jan. 2 -- Regular season ends.
Jan. 8-9 -- Wild Card Playoffs.
Jan. 15-16 -- Divisional Playoffs.
Jan. 23 -- Conference Championships.
Feb. 6 -- Super Bowl XXXIX, Jacksonville, Florida (FOX).
Feb. 13 -- AFC-NFC Pro Bowl, Honolulu, Hawaii (ESPN).
Feb. 23-March 1 -- Scouting Combine, Indianapolis, Indiana.
March 20-23 -- NFL Annual Meeting, Maui, Hawaii.
April 23-24 -- NFL Draft, New York City.
May 23-25 -- NFL Spring Meeting (Site TBD).
Jail Cam
in The Stadium Wall Archives
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That's what I think also. There's another door to the right of that one, and you can see there's something written on each one.