Southern McButterpants

First, I'm a sucker for Blondes . . . That said, I'm a big fan of all of the usual qualities sought out by the superficial male, but I really fall for a great smile and a nice laugh. Last, I like 'em a bit (just a bit) curvy. Who wants to screw a skeleton with boobs?

LOVE it . . . I just signed up for the TV service, so I miss the NFL Sunday ticket, but the channel line-up is great. HD is spectacular. But the real champ is the Internet Service. Screaming fast speed. My usual donwload is about 19 MB and upload is usually around 3.5-4 MB. I've only had two issues in almost 2 years, one bad IP address and one with the wireless router. both were resolved quickly . . . Good deal for $109/month (I pay an extra $10 for HD) . . .

I'm not done working the room yet, so maybe there's hope . . . it's only one setback. BTW, Crayonz, she has 2 dogs. . . and I know i'm gonna regret this, but why?

I was right . . . I know nothing about women. I got hit with the wrong F-word (I'd like to be your friend, not I'd like to wear your a$$ as a hat). Happy frickin holidays . . .

Joe Flacco and Matt Ryan certainly look like they're going to do it this year . . . And Ryan has the added liability of playing in a Mike Mularky offense.

Cartoon Network showed the Robot Chicken/Scott Norwood episode earlier this week. I can't find the clip on YouTube . . . For those who have never seen it . . . 3 kids are in a school hall and one places a "Kick Me" sign on another kid. A guy in a Bills uniform runs by slips and falls . . . The sign placer then points to him and yells, "You suck, Scott Norwood!" Good times . . . good times

Tom Brokaw called them the "Greatest Generation" for a reason. What a sad story about a genuine American hero. My prayers for his family and my thanks to him and his family for their service.

Teacher and "Victim" JERRY: But I will tell you this: I am going over to (Gestures to the nudist) her apartment, and I'm tellin' her to put those shades down! KRAMER: Woah, woah, woah. What-what did you just say? JERRY: I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I' here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give! KRAMER: Do you hear what you're saying?! Can you hear it?! This is a beautiful woman walking around naked, and you want to tell her to stop?! That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! I mean, think comprehens- I'm not gonna let you do it. JERRY: (Persistent) Well, I'm doin' it, get out of my way. KRAMER: (Stopping him) No, no, no, no. You can't! You can't! This is something that comes about once in a lifetime! When we were boys, looking through our bedroom windows, we would think: "Why can't there be a woman out there, taking her clothes off?" And now that wish's come true, and you want to throw it away?! JERRY: Look, I'm sorry- KRAMER: No, I'm not gonna let you do it, Jerry. JERRY: Kramer, (Trying to pass him) get outta my way! KRAMER: (Frantic) No, no, no. Don't do it. Don't do it! For my sake! God knows I don't ask you for much! Now, come on. Please, Jerry. Please! I'm beggin' ya! Please! Come on! Please! JERRY: Alright..

Hey, this is awesome! Thanks BB!!!

Awesome set . . . Machine Messiah AND Tempus Fugit?? Wow, they usually don't play anything from Drama, except for a bit of Tempus in Squire's bass solo.

Thunderball is, by far, my favorite Bond movie . . . That said, I'm going to see QOS next Wednesday . . .

I was there . . . I can even find myself in the Fandemonium poster.

Sadly, WBEN just announced that Borelli has passed away due to his injuries. I was unaware of the extent of his injuries, but the report stated that he had been paralyzed as a result of the fall. Sad news as he was only 51. Prayers out to his family and loved ones. . . .

Bump . . .

How the HELL did he miss that???

Pretty smart . . guy made about $200 selling crap . . . Fer Crissake, the freakin' rock sold for $27 . . . Marketing is everything.

I like it . . . that should stick.

Cowher in Buffalo is a pipe dream as long as Ralph owns the team. Ralph fired Polian (the single most important cog in those 4 SB teams) rather than continue to battle with him over salaries, contracts and other financial matters that needed to be done to not only put the team over the top, but sustain its success for years to come. He's not going to eat 3 years of DJ's contract AND pay Cowher the $5 - 8 Million per year he'll want AND pay the salaries of the players that Cowher will want to bring in . . .

But Cyberstalking was just my speed! I did add her as a friend on Facebook . . .

Sack up and ask for a real date . . .

OK, back from a trip to Philly . . . Good stuff guys . . . Nice to know this little band of brothers can rally around a bro in turmoil. And the Chris Rock thing was SPOT ON!

Like anyone, I want to know now . . . Just don't want to make an a$$ of myself.

Not to sell myself short, but she's waaaaay out of my league.

Acts very intersted, but in a casual way . . talks about a first date she just had, etc. . . . but also invites me to lunch, says she really enjoyed it.

Does the When met Sally rule apply to women as well. In the movie, Billy Crystal (harry) states that no man can be friends with a woman cuz the sex thing gets in the way . . . Do women think like this about men, too? Or can they really try to establish friendships with members of the opposite sex? No attraction, no wanting to further the relationship . . . Obviously, I'm getting mixed signals and need some outside help . . . Y'all gave good advice to Poojer a few months back, so I thought I'd ask.