Southern McButterpants

Bump-ee C'mon Pooj it's been 5 or 6 weeks . . . Wasssup?

oh . . . thank you doctor . . .

Someone set up us the bomb . . . .

On the money there, Dean-o

4.87 . . . not bad for a rookie

" I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body."

I thought of another one: George: I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, "Hey he's no pig-man!" Jerry: Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pig-men. No matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts attracted to it. "Oo that little tail turns me on."

Awesome . . . Both of my kids are in that picture. One in 8th Grade, one in 6th

I could do this all day . . . KATYA: He'll be all right. I must go and be with Misha now. I don't want you to come with me. JERRY: Oh, why not? KATYA: It has been three days since our night together. Misha said that was all the time I needed to put in. JERRY: Really? KATYA: In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian". You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian. ******************************************************************************** *********************** GEORGE: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread. SOUP NAZI: Bread -- $2 extra. GEORGE: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread. SOUP NAZI: You want bread? GEORGE: Yes, please. SOUP NAZI: $3! GEORGE: What? SOUP NAZI: No soup for you! ******************************************************************************** ********************** I use this one all the time: George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! ******************************************************************************** ********************** Jerry's Girlfriend (Jamie Gertz) no I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square ******************************************************************************** ********************** Every time we have Salmon or Tuna: George : Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of tuna on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea. Jerry : You know chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna, salmon is the opposite of tuna, 'cos salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it. Gotta stop there . . .

Hey! This is TBD . . . Y ou spelled re-diculous wrong

Can I vote "what f&$%$ difference does it make?"

My son plays for Frontier . . . F*ck OP

Not any more . . . IMHO just about every news outlet wears its agenda on its sleeve. I'm driving my wife nuts yelling at the freakin' Today show every morning. THE TODAY SHOW!! I need a new hobby . . . maybe soemthing nice with crayons or watercolors

Truly . . .

See? this is sand. You know what it's going to be a hundred years from now? F*ckin' SAND!! Great bit . . . Linky Thingy

I like reading Peter King. That said, he can't get the Patriot*s collective diick out of his mouth long enough to notice that the Bills are actually a good team.

Not really . . . the Pat*s D plays well wit ha lead (like the Bills SB Years D), but they've looked old and slow on more than a few occasions.

Yeah, I agree . . . I spent most of the 2nd half drinking champagne in the stands . . .

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

i do too, i really enjoy his column, but he really need to stop giving the Patriot*s a collective BJ. Matt Cassel looked fine yesterday, bit all he has to do is not screw up too bad. The Bretts went 4-12 last year. The addition of a semi-retired future hall-of-famer wasn't going to push them over the top. Cassel played an OK game, but Offensive Player of the Week?

When in doubt, blame the republicans! When the R's lost control of Congress as few years back, the approval rating was at 37% . . .

If that were true, then Obama would be light years ahead in the polls. The dems could have plugged anyone into the prez slot if there were such a Republican backlash . . . why they could have picked any inexperienced, shady background bloke for . . uh . . .um . . .waitaminute . . .

Joe, it's crayons . . .

Wow! Some real "fair and balanced" coming from the Post Intelligencer there . . .

No, Sorry . . . Your Buffalo resident card has been rejected. Duff's wings are by far the best because: 1) They use smallish wings which allow them to be fully cooked. (there is nothing worse than half cooked "jumbo" wings) 2) The wings are always crispy, not soggy. 3) The sauce. Lots of it. I like my orange lipstick when I'm done. 4) HEAT. and lots of it. 5) Atmosphere . . .and by atmosphere i mean hot waitresses in skin tight t-shirts.