Southern McButterpants

Teacher and "Victim" JERRY: But I will tell you this: I am going over to (Gestures to the nudist) her apartment, and I'm tellin' her to put those shades down! KRAMER: Woah, woah, woah. What-what did you just say? JERRY: I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I' here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give! KRAMER: Do you hear what you're saying?! Can you hear it?! This is a beautiful woman walking around naked, and you want to tell her to stop?! That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! I mean, think comprehens- I'm not gonna let you do it. JERRY: (Persistent) Well, I'm doin' it, get out of my way. KRAMER: (Stopping him) No, no, no, no. You can't! You can't! This is something that comes about once in a lifetime! When we were boys, looking through our bedroom windows, we would think: "Why can't there be a woman out there, taking her clothes off?" And now that wish's come true, and you want to throw it away?! JERRY: Look, I'm sorry- KRAMER: No, I'm not gonna let you do it, Jerry. JERRY: Kramer, (Trying to pass him) get outta my way! KRAMER: (Frantic) No, no, no. Don't do it. Don't do it! For my sake! God knows I don't ask you for much! Now, come on. Please, Jerry. Please! I'm beggin' ya! Please! Come on! Please! JERRY: Alright..

Hey, this is awesome! Thanks BB!!!

Awesome set . . . Machine Messiah AND Tempus Fugit?? Wow, they usually don't play anything from Drama, except for a bit of Tempus in Squire's bass solo.

Thunderball is, by far, my favorite Bond movie . . . That said, I'm going to see QOS next Wednesday . . .

I was there . . . I can even find myself in the Fandemonium poster.

Sadly, WBEN just announced that Borelli has passed away due to his injuries. I was unaware of the extent of his injuries, but the report stated that he had been paralyzed as a result of the fall. Sad news as he was only 51. Prayers out to his family and loved ones. . . .

Bump . . .

How the HELL did he miss that???

Pretty smart . . guy made about $200 selling crap . . . Fer Crissake, the freakin' rock sold for $27 . . . Marketing is everything.

I like it . . . that should stick.

Cowher in Buffalo is a pipe dream as long as Ralph owns the team. Ralph fired Polian (the single most important cog in those 4 SB teams) rather than continue to battle with him over salaries, contracts and other financial matters that needed to be done to not only put the team over the top, but sustain its success for years to come. He's not going to eat 3 years of DJ's contract AND pay Cowher the $5 - 8 Million per year he'll want AND pay the salaries of the players that Cowher will want to bring in . . .

But Cyberstalking was just my speed! I did add her as a friend on Facebook . . .

Sack up and ask for a real date . . .

OK, back from a trip to Philly . . . Good stuff guys . . . Nice to know this little band of brothers can rally around a bro in turmoil. And the Chris Rock thing was SPOT ON!

Like anyone, I want to know now . . . Just don't want to make an a$$ of myself.

Not to sell myself short, but she's waaaaay out of my league.

Acts very intersted, but in a casual way . . talks about a first date she just had, etc. . . . but also invites me to lunch, says she really enjoyed it.

Does the When met Sally rule apply to women as well. In the movie, Billy Crystal (harry) states that no man can be friends with a woman cuz the sex thing gets in the way . . . Do women think like this about men, too? Or can they really try to establish friendships with members of the opposite sex? No attraction, no wanting to further the relationship . . . Obviously, I'm getting mixed signals and need some outside help . . . Y'all gave good advice to Poojer a few months back, so I thought I'd ask.

I saw this story in the Buff News this Am . . . thanks for the link, Steely . . .

Awesome

I thought the reason that April was named Asst HC was so that another team couldn't steal him away with a higher salary. If he's the Asst HC, he would have to have the same or greater responsibilities with another team. I'm thinking the title is mainly just that: a title . . . I could be wrong about the responsibilities. . .

Van Halen with Gary Cherone - on paper it looks pretty good, but in reality, not so much.

I like Dick Jauron and I think, at times, he's a fine coach. Unfortunately, when the going gets tough, Dick goes into his shell and plays conservative. This past week was a classic example. - Where were the blitzes against a guy who has fewer starts the Trent? Did we blitz at all? - Where was the innovative play calling? Running against an 8 man front isn't even playing "not to lose." - Why is it that teams ALWAYS fiond a way to take away our best weapon, Lee Evans, but we never seem to find a way to exploit defensive weaknesses. - We let a guy named BenJarvus Green-Somethingorother run for $1.05 . . . He's the 4th string back!! I somehow doubt we just witnessed the debut of the next Willie Parker . . . Look at miami. IMHO, Miami have significantly less talent than the Bills, yet they're winning . . . Why? coaches take risks, blitz, fire up their players. The Phins are playing with emotion and as a result are a very physical team. I don't think any players in the NFL are quaking in their boots about a physical match-up against the Bills. Take the Colts for example. Lots of injuries at key positions, especially the O-Line . . . they're 5-4 but look like a scrappy team. Do you think the Bills could hang with the Colts for 4 quarters? Or the Steelers Or the Titans? Or the Giants? I can understand growing pains with Trent . . . it's to be expected, but the "small balls" defense and the lack of a mean, physical O-Line is really what's costing us these games. Sadly, I don't expect that attitude to change anytime soon . . . I'm a fan. I bleed Bills Blue. I'll watch, I'll go, I'll cheer . . . But my patience is wearning thin . . . and I'm positive that I'm not alone . . .

It's a valid point . . . . However, Miami is not (IMHO) a better team, although they may have a better coach. The Jets may be a better team, but I don't think they have a better coach (again IMHO) . . . So what's the excuse for the other 2 divisional losses? Bad karma?