Southern McButterpants

No stinking, bloody way . . . Fish have no swagger and a defeatist attitude. Bills Nation is on the rise . . . Go Bills! Squish the Fish!!!!

The Cryptkeeper has been a Dol-phags ball-washer for years. Remember, he picked them to go to the SB the year they finished 1-15? I wouldn't get too outraged over this.

Hey, next time someone rapes and beats a woman, let's have the guys on sportscenter laff and joke about it. Friggin disgusting . . .

Am i recalling this incorrectly? Wasn't Happy Days on ABC?

Damn, I've been doing it the Dean-O way all these years and never knew it . . .

I would have to say that Goblet of Fire is my favorite. Very dark . . . Also from the Star Wars franchise my favorite is definitely Empire Strikes Back . . . (Hmmm, anyone else notice a theme here?)

Gotta go with Caddyshack and Airplane. My personal most quoted is probablly thr Karate Kid (original) . . . Wax on, wax off. Ah, Buddha provide. Different, but same . . . Love that stupid movie . . .

It's not like I'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers or anything, but she's not my type . . . A little too "made-up" . . . hard to explain.

Yet another example of liberal mysogyny. Feminism is great (as long as you're a liberal)!

That is freakin' hilarious . . .

But that's a mythical story too . . .there's no way a fat slob like that would nab a hottie like Courtney Thorne-Smith in real life!! And there's no way she would look like that after having 3 kids . . .

Neither. I always hated the song. If you don't like life on the road, gettin' laid all the time, smoking, drinking, partying, playing gigs . . .then get a real job and STFU!

And people have cats . . .

Did you read some of the comments? These a$$hats are comparing showing the receipt to the civil rights movement and women's sufferage. Puh-leeze

+1 It shouldn't be allowed. It's great that the girls get Title IX equality and all that jazz, but it's gotta be hell on the boy.

I admit it. I have been following this with rapt attention. This guy is such a narcissistic meglo-maniac; it's actually fun watching him go down in flames. I suspect that he fired each of his previsous attorneys because each one told him to plead down. Schwartz probably told him the same thing, but the judge wouldn't let Hassan fire him. I think the only question is whether it takes longer to read the jury their instructions than it does for the verdict to come back. Your thoughts?

Gross, but funny . . . "Ugh . . .and it was hairy!"

Wow! Beli-cheat is a d'bag? What's next? Water is wet? Alaska is cold?

She's still 4 years younger than me, so yes . . I'd hit that. With relish

Why do I continue to torture myself by reading threads with this topic. We all know the definition of insanity right? Doing the same thing in the same way expecting a different outcome? What's the point of this? Oh, OK, I FINALLY get it . . . Our drafting has sucked for 10 years. Thanks for clue-ing us in. And BTW, isn't it Haloti Ngata? Not Hilito Ngati, or Hiroshima Notme, or Hippy Nofee, or Happy Noshow. Wait is n't that who drafted instead of Ngata? Happy Noshow?

Fresh (and by fresh I mean just made) Guacamole with tortilla chips.

Does anyone not think that this was the "real" NFC Championship Game?

I'm sort of rooting for the Pat*s (ugh, I just threw up in my mouth a little . . . ) mainly because I think a Pat*s - Steelers or Pat*s - Ravens matchup next week would be must-see TV . . .

The article stated that he was the 12th highest paid receiver in the league; not the 12th highest paid player . . .