I know that they probably don't qualify on all aspects, but I'd like to nominate the 3 climbers who perished on Mt. Hood. Paying no attention to the fact that the Northwest was experiencing the worst weather in decades, having no provision for what to do if they experienced trouble, carrying no sleeping bags or provisions to survive more than 3 days must count for something in the Darwinian realm. There misadventure was an unintentional suicicde pack, in my view.