
Steely Dan
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I love how Dee is wearing a bicycle helmet and drawing aimlessly while Dennis tells the welfare lady she's retarded. Here's how a lot of other people grade them. I don't know if you know this or not. ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ co-stars Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney have married. The couple tied the knot at a vineyard in Malibu on Saturday. Among the guests were co-star Danny DeVito, ‘Bones’ star Emily Deschanel and Fred Savage, who has directed several episodes of It’s Always Sunny. Olson and McElhenney were engaged in December 2007. Also Charlie Day is married to Mary Elizabeth Ellis who is the Waitress.
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The "Official" Bills Gameday thread!!
Steely Dan replied to SKOOBY's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
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The "Official" Bills Gameday thread!!
Steely Dan replied to SKOOBY's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Bad pass and he doesn't have to go to his first receiver. This is a criticism I have of JP. He doesn't see the field as well as TE. WR's take a couple of years to develop. -
The "Official" Bills Gameday thread!!
Steely Dan replied to SKOOBY's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I put that on JP much more than coaches! -
The "Official" Bills Gameday thread!!
Steely Dan replied to SKOOBY's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
As long as both are going for the ball there is no penalty. -
The "Official" Bills Gameday thread!!
Steely Dan replied to SKOOBY's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
A little bit higher and the CB may not have had it. -
We could pull an Indy McCargo on this.
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It would be a major mistake.
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On this date in history - December 7th 1941
Steely Dan replied to /dev/null's topic in Off the Wall Archives
The Death of 3,500 Americans is something really funny to joke about on a somber day. -
A few rolls of tape? The Bills would be getting ripped off.
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Trade for Vince Young, Why not? Because it would be dumb.
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It's Always Sunny In Philiadelphia My favorite is "The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby." A favorite line comes from that episode. "Nobody cares. Give me this baby so I can paint it." I don't know which episode this is from but it's from season 3. "Just because you don't see me wash my balls that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday!" Edit: Added a poll.
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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down grabs a pillow and puts it under her head and closes her eyes. A slimy lawyer (I know redundant) sits down next to her and taps her on the shoulder. She opens her eyes to see a legal weasel looking at her. "Hey blondie I got a game we can play", said the comical counselor, "I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you give me five bucks and if I get your question wrong I'll give you five bucks." "Look buddy", the blonde said, "I'm going to California tonight and I need to sleep. I'm making a big presentation tomorrow morning and if I get the customer it will mean a huge bonus for me and possibly a big promotion. All I want to do is sleep." "Ok, Ok blondie I'll give you fifty to your five!" Agitated the blonde says. "All I'm doing is sleeping. Please leave me alone." "Ok, Ok I'll give you $500 to your five!" Now the blonde is interested. "Ok," she says, let me see the money. The lawyer pulls out an assortment of bills and counts them out in front of her. "Alright you can start first" "Ok cutie. What is the circumference of the earth?" "I don't know" she says and hands him a five dollar bill. "24,900 miles." He says grinning. "Your turn" "Ok, what goes up the hill with three legs but comes down the hill with four?" "I'm not sayin I don't know I just gotta think about it for awhile." said the asinine attorney. The blonde puts the pillow under her head and goes to sleep and the bumbling barrister pulls out his laptop. He starts going to every search engine and entering everything he thinks will lead him to an answer but he can't find an answer. He calls all of his friends and they don't know either. He sits there a long time and just before the plane is about to land he taps on the shoulder waking her up. "Ok blondie I don't know. What goes up the hill with three legs and comes down with four?" And he hands her the money. "Pfft. I don't know!" she says and pulls a $5 bill out the pile he just gave her and hands it to him.
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On this date in history - December 7th 1941
Steely Dan replied to /dev/null's topic in Off the Wall Archives
That day also fell on a Sunday. This is a Snopes piece but it has some chilling photo's. If you click on them they'll enlarge. -
Another Christian poser. Hey, Christian poser think about it. The atheists aren't telling others how to live their lives. They want the Christian advertisements out of government. Are they saying that courthouses should have plaques saying "God doesn't exist" or "Since there is no god he couldn't possibly bless America" or "There is no God" on our money or to have legislative meetings start with a statement of the non-existence of God? It's always nice to see the Christians claim that atheists are trying to shove a lifestyle down our throats. It's funny as Heaven! I wonder how many people got that.
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Skip Holtz rumored to be named Cuse coach on Monday
Steely Dan replied to The Poojer's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Since Syracuse has the best school of broadcasting in all of the college's. The guys who may want to pursue a broadcasting career after playing might be very attracted to Syracuse. If the Carrier Dome didn't exist it would be near impossible but a winning program will attract great players. -
So now the goal post has been moved from name one to here's one I disagree with. Didja notice the full list and the stuff on the list the stuff for veterans? So now. Let's go back to your original question. Did I name one and a lot more? There is a large difference between V.P. and a Senator. The V.P. needs to be ready to take over the Presidency at any time and with Palin that was a frightening possibility!!! No, no Bush and Dan Quayle look like Rhodes Scholars compared to her.
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Civil Libery literacy test
Steely Dan replied to Cheeseburger_in_paradise's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
You know what they say about assuming. You only make an ass out of you and you. -
I answered the question and that's the best comeback you have? I guess it beats "I was wrong"