Steely Dan

(In my best Groucho) If you call that living. The disease of being queer!! If your so worried about catching the disease you should go to your doctor and have him put a vaccine up your ass.

The Chargers now have a chance to avenge Hochuli's horrendous call. If they whoop the Broncos like a red-headed step child then all that needs to be said will be said and they will have won the division despite that call. Go Chargers!

What he said.

Does anyone know what the FBI tip line number is?

They're New Jersey guys.

Matt Drudge is on his way.

I can't root for the Jests next week so I guess I'm damned to hell.

Let me guess: Zanaida knocked her down and handed her a list of things she had to do over the next 30 days or they'd kill Caylee. The list said to lie to the police and let them find traces of a dead body in your car, borrow a shovel from your neighbor, get a tattoo saying "Beautiful Life" Act like you're really happy the kid is gone, show no remorse for her disappearance, make really stupid self-centered comments on your jailhouse calls and pretend like you don't know anything after they find the body. They killed Caylee because she wasn't convincing enough in those demands.

Add me to the list. I'd love to see a TE dominance game! All I want for Christmas is a Bills win next week. That would end the Pets playoff chances for good. A big game today would be nice but a career game next week would be awesome. I promise God I'll be good for a year a month a day a few hours after that game if you let them win!!!

Thanks. The only other option I had was sWillis and he's been splitting carries recently. Of course last night he rips off 108 yards and a TD last night. I just can't start Cutler today. I've never started a fantasy player against the Bills before and I can't do it now. There are some legitimate reasons to believe that Shaub will have a close or even better game than Cutler will and that makes it easier to deal with. Hopefully, I'll be rewarded for my loyalty.

In the last two weeks the last of the JP supporters have gone into hiding or have finally come around. Well, at least we know what JP's handle is on this board.

Oh dear, Do I really have to root for the Poorpisses two weeks in a row?

Holyfield fought last night. I guess he did. Disgraceful. Absolutely disgraceful. What Evander Holyfield did in the ring Saturday night didn't conjure up memories of 45-year-old George Foreman's electrifying knockout of Michael Moorer in 1994. Holyfield wasn't impressive. He did not rattle Nikolai Valuev's enlarged cranium nor did he dazzle the capacity crowd in Zurich, Switzerland, with impressive flurries. Instead, Holyfield was a human carousel, dancing around the 7-foot Valuev (who ably played the part of the post) and occasionally pausing to throw a meek punch or two. But he absolutely, positively won the fight. That three professional judges could score the fight for Valuev, and thereby deny Holyfield his fifth reign as heavyweight champion, is embarrassing. Valuev was awful. He didn't land one effective punch, much less a combination. He dispassionately allowed Holyfield to dictate the tempo of the fight while showing a complete and utter inability to use his long jab to keep the challenger at bay. He was sluggish and at times looked fearful of an opponent that had no possibility of hurting him. God the state of boxing is pathetic. Does anyone own all three belts now? I can't remember the last time a unified champion walked the earth unless it was Lewis for a brief time. Didn't he throw one of his belts in a trash can?

Lennox Lewis is the last guy I felt like I could root for as a pugilist. He was a great boxer and a class act. His style of just out pointing guys rather than going for the knockout was really boring though. IIRC, he paid off Lewis so he wouldn't demand a fight. Agreed. Things late in Holyfield's career though were really pathetic. George Forman won the Heavyweight title again when he was 45. Foreman was a menace in his prime but he was not in the kind of shape that any real fighter couldn't have beaten easily. In the documentary "When We We're Kings" Ali wouldn't look in the training room while Foreman was working the heavybag. His hits on that thing were really scary. Agreed on both fighters. Klitchko would have been a tomato can back in the 70's. The guy looks like he's been through a wood chipper at the end of every fight. I have a bunch of my friends over for the Championship fights but there hasn't been a fight worth $50 in over approx. three years.

I like Wade and want him to do well, but hating the Cowpies is a passion of mine. Also my brother-in-law and sister are big Ravens fans. If the Bills can't get in then I'll go for the Ravens. If they win against Jacksonville next week they'll be in.

I'm guessing that their involvement will be to escort certain Iranian vessels from port to port.

Oh boy, Iran joins the battle. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? TEHRAN, Iran (CNN) -- A group of Iranian warships steamed into the Gulf of Aden, joining an expanding list of navies sent to protect shipping routes from Somali pirates, state-run media reported Saturday.

The Jetpatfins or maybe the Padolets or the Doljepats.

I think they should try and reach Lombardi through a ouji board.

Jauron practices them indoors.

This is who"It" is and he tells me he's going into your dreams tonight. Tyson's run was the beginning of the really poor quality of boxing. It's a sad state of affairs in the boxing world right now. I don't know if it will ever get better.

Here in Rochester it's You! with a chance of You! tonight and a deep blanketing of You! tomorrow. Rubbing fingers together and playing the worlds tiniest violin just for you. Jack-ASS!!

Yeah, it would be so important to have a conversation like this Me: I think X and Y and Z are funny. You: Oh God you really think those are funny?! No wonder you're a liberal tard. Explain to me why what I find funny from him matters for any reason? Also, explain why his sense of humor will have anything to do with his work as a Senator.

Matricidal women are soooooo hot!