Steely Dan

I did jury duty and it's very interesting. When they were interviewing potential jurors they allowed people to leave without giving a reason. I got paid for jury leave so it wasn't the financial hit some face. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeOGXGHYq40 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogcYbW71xv4 http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/01/Heather-HP-1986.jpg/560_0_resize.jpg http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/01/Gabe-churros.jpg/560_0_resize.jpg

Too bad it won't put you in the lead.

Is that a trivia question or just a question? I haven't seen all of the episodes. I lost track over the years and in the ones I've seen I don't think they say. If it's ever been said I'm gonna guess the criminal guy. BTW, when was this ever out of the tank?

I still find the comment difficult to believe.

He's gonna regret that someday. Mark my words.

You really just said one wine is plenty????!!!

Deerball already won more than he should have when he married his wife.

Sorry to bog you down with reading words and stuff.

I really, really, like being able to see the Youtube video on the page now before I might click it. Has anyone else seen the "Marney Letter"? http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/11/26/awkward-family-story-the-thanksgiving-letter/ From: Marney As you all know a fabulous Thanksgiving Dinner does not make itself. I need to ask each of you to help by bringing something to complete the meal. I truly appreciate your offers to assist with the meal preparation. Now, while I do have quite a sense of humor and joke around all the time, I COULD NOT BE MORE SERIOUS when I am providing you with your Thanksgiving instructions and orders. I am very particular, so please perform your task EXACTLY as I have requested and read your portion very carefully. If I ask you to bring your offering in a container that has a lid, bring your offering in a container WITH A LID, NOT ALUMINUM FOIL! If I ask you to bring a serving spoon for your dish, BRING A SERVING SPOON, NOT A SOUP SPOON! And please do not forget anything. All food that is to be cooked should already be prepared, bring it hot and ready to serve, warm or room temp. These are your ONLY THREE options. Anything meant to be served cold should, of course, already be cold. HJB—Dinner wine The Mike Byron Family 1. Turnips in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. Please do not fill the casserole all the way up to the top, it gets too messy. I know this may come as a bit of a surprise to you, but most of us hate turnips so don’t feel like you a have to feed an army. 2. Two half gallons of ice cream, one must be VANILLA, I don’t care what the other one is. No store brands please. I did see an ad this morning for Hagan Daz Peppermint Bark Ice Cream, yum!! (no pressure here, though). 3. Toppings for the ice cream. 4. A case of bottled water, NOT gallons, any brand is ok. The Bob Byron Family 1. Green beans or asparagus (not both) in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. If you are making the green beans, please prepare FOUR pounds, if you are making asparagus please prepare FIVE pounds. It is up to you how you wish to prepare them, no soupy sauces, no cheese (you know how Mike is), a light sprinkling of toasted nuts, or pancetta, or some EVOO would be a nice way to jazz them up. 2. A case of beer of your choice (I have Coors Light and Corona) or a bottle of clos du bois chardonnay (you will have to let me know which you will bring prior to 11/22). The Lisa Byron Chesterford Family 1. Lisa as a married woman you are now required to contribute at the adult level. You can bring an hors d’ouvres. A few helpful hints/suggestions. Keep it very light, and non-filling, NO COCKTAIL SAUCE, no beans of any kind. I think your best bet would be a platter of fresh veggies and dip. Not a huge platter mind you (i.e., not the plastic platter from the supermarket). The Michelle Bobble Family 1. Stuffing in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please make the stuffing sans meat. 2. 2.5-3 qts. of mashed squash in a casserole with a lid and serving spoon 3. Proscuitto pin wheel – please stick to the recipe, no need to bring a plate. 4. A pie knife The June Davis Family 1. 15 LBS of mashed potatoes in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please do not use the over-size blue serving dish you used last year. Because you are making such a large batch you can do one of two things: put half the mash in a regulation size casserole with lid and put the other half in a plastic container and we can just replenish with that or use two regulation size casserole dishes with lids. Only one serving spoon is needed. 2. A bottle of clos du bois chardonnay The Amy Misto Family (why do I even bother she will never read this) 1. A pumpkin pie in a pie dish (please use my silver palate recipe) no knife needed. 2. An apple pie in a pie dish, you can use your own recipe, no knife needed. Looking forward to the 28th!! Marney The last thing this woman should want is anything at the party that might get anyone drunk enough to tell her what they really think of her. Read the comments some of them are hysterical!

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But that was funny! At least to me.

I'd prefer you to take that away. If when I post a Youtube link it automatically posts the video then I can't do what I've been doing in this thread before, putting up numerous Youtube links.

Then get rid of it I say. Go back to the way it was. People don't like change here I suppose. I actually like being able to post images but to each his own. The old way worked too.

Why would you call that a bad thing? http://www.highlifers.com/art/jessica-alba.jpg It appears pictures aren't allowed but Youtube links are. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IUpRhK-T1g I was showing you I had mastered them. The video itself had nothing to do with it. Why does that bug you?

Nothing, why?

...Green got into a heated argument with the mother of his two children. According to county records, he remained in jail as of 1 a.m. this morning. The charge lists an aluminum broomstick as the "deadly weapon" used in the alleged assault... Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/raiders/detail?entry_id=37313#ixzz0xRH2bD5u I can't find anything on whether he received a sentence or not. I didn't like this signing for that reason.

It would be of great service to you to have your reputation killed.

How is downloading a RR toolbar gonna help me decide?