So in essence, the red necks were screaming about the Latins, which forced the government to round up said Latins, which has angred the Orthodox Jews and the Roman Catholics. And has led to Conservative Muslims moving, which I can't believe is really what the red necks really wanted. Crime is up, kosher food isn't being made, Latins have fled into the night for fear of deportation and the vice president of Palau is in town. Oh ya and Russians and Ukrainians are somehow mixed up in all this.
What a great article!