Bungee Jumper

I don't know...he looked pretty good on that touchdown... ...except that wasn't Grossman. And it wasn't a touchdown. Stupid call...3rd quarter, down by 20, 4th and goal...go for it, you friggin' Mularkey!!!

Losman gave the center the blocking call to give to Gandy to let the pass rusher through...

Oh, hey, not me...

Make them read this board every Monday.

"WHAT...is your name?" "JP Losman." "WHAT...is your quest?" "To seek 'It'." "WHAT...is 'It'?" "Well, no one's really sure, it might be a strong arm, but I don't...AAAAAAAAIGH!!!!!"

Yeah, I remember what life was like before I grew up and got a sense of perspective...

I bought a cowbell...what more do you want from me?

Should've drafted Clara Bow...

For once, I not only agree with you, but am not even upset to be agreeing with you. I'm thinking of switching to MTV and watching some football highlights.

Carson Palmer has a dead guy's ACL in his knee. As far as I'm concerned, he has to prove himself to me again. Why the hell am I seeing a music video on ESPN right now? Note to ESPN: THIS is why your MNF broadcast sucks moose udder.

And on behalf of all the Pittsburgh fans I know, I'd like to say: "WAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

I think the polling feature limits your choices to less than 50, though... I also think Joe's very upset that he was voted the first 'Tard of the Week.

Thank you. Even though it was intentional. For VABills' sake...he gets all giggly when he "catches" me in a "mistake". Six, seven years ago, pre-DF/RJ...we didn't take ourselves as seriously as so many of these pinheads here do now, did we?

Although, I'm starting to appreciate the comedy factor in watching truly atrocious football teams, after that display the Raiders put on last night. Randy Moss catches the ball a yard beyond the first down maker...runs backwards three yards...doesn't get the first down. That's just good stuff...

Although really, I think the Bills are only one good offensive lineman away... ...from having one good offensive lineman.

Ah, the truth will out! You bought a Honda Fit because it's impossible to get a DWI when you're not even driving a real !@#$ing car!

Wow. Last time I saw a post this self-involved and incoherent, Hulk Hogan had just retired and tears were flowing...

Yeah, sure, what the hell...if the Texans cut him outright, I'm sure he's still starting caliber... I'm going to go lick 9-volt batteries now. It'll be more fun than reading these asinine posts...

What the holy !@#$ing sh--? Are we really ressurecting the Flutie vs. everyone debate now? Because I just retired the Crap Throwing Monkey precisely because I THOUGHT THIS TOPIC WAS FINALLY DEAD AND BURIED!!! Jesus H. !@#$ing Christ on a pony, some of you people are preternatural morons.

About once a month, I do manage to make a decent football observation here. And it inevitably gets buried in piles of cyber-rat sh-- like "We suck! Fire everyone!" and "Woohoo! We signed Hargrove! Good times a-comin'!"

I was sure he wasn't being clever. Though he was making a joke.

And yet...the past five years, I'd have given my teeth to see a player of Ostroski's caliber on the line...

You are. If we transported white women to the Third World, she wouldn't be able to find a job and make money, therefore she'd be stupid, therefore she'd have more kids and just create more stupidity in the world. What we really need to do is import more blacks to Europe and America. That way they'll have jobs, and therefore have fewer, smarter kids. It's all perfectly sensible and consistent, if you accept the a priori assumption that HA isn't a !@#$ing idjimit.

It's a joke. They drowned. In the lake. A joke. Just not a very good one.

One of the things I got from this is that the tech boom is directly attributable to Third World vaccination programs...