Bungee Jumper

Oh, good. He didn't hurt anything vital then...

One thing I love about Sunday Ticket is I the real-time stats feature. Miami: 17:20 Buffalo 19:18 plus Reed's TD just now.

Both teams have combined for about 36 minutes...

Wow. That was a sweet throw by Harrington. Perfect, right on the numbers. Too bad he threw it to the wrong team.

You know how to tell when Beuerlein doesn't know what he's talking about? His lips are moving.

Then ask Evans. Don't ask Lonnie Johnson Jr.

Do dolphins have asses?

Losman never should have put that ball up. Particularly to "stone hands" Royal. I mean, good catch and all, way to make something out of a busted play...but damn, that was stupid.

So's Sammy Morris. He looks like we all hoped Travis Henry would look when we cut Morris.

LB or DB came through completely unblocked. RJ never had a chance. As an aside: who the hell was that woman in the Victoria's Secret commercial? Wow. I told the wife I'd leave her in a heartbeat for that woman; she told me I'd be stupid not to.

Head & neck injury, on that shot he took from Zack Thomas.

You must love the anti-Republican message, too...

What happened? Someone throw a beer at Ron Artest again?

I would guess that stores see people who DO know what the abbreviations mean using it, and say "Hey, that'll save ad space!" The complaint about "X-mas" meaning you're "crossing out Christ" is old (I first heard it when I was six, which I'm pretty sure is before you were born). It predates the modern PC bull sh-- attitude of "Must not offend non-Christians with Christian holidays". It is NOT some grand conspiracy against your Savior, God-boy.

No. Not only is "X" an appropriate symbol for crucifixion (the typical Roman crucifixion cross was actually X-shaped; Jesus' crucifixion was very atypical), but it's also the Greek letter χ, as in "χριστοσ", which is "Christ" in Greek. So if you have a problem with it, the problem's yours. The abbreviation is entirely appropriate.

Actually, that is a real term. I didn't make that up.

And at least I make it sound plausible. Admit it...if I hadn't admitted to pulling that out of my ass, you'd have said "Yeah, that actually makes sense" and believed it.

Plus, cows today get low-dose antibiotics on a regular basis, which alters intestinal flora and increases gas production. Bison never produced the per capita bovine flatulence that modern beef and dairy cows do today. Though to be perfectly honest, I'm making that up. I just wanted to avail myself of the opportunity to use the phrase "per capita bovine flatulence".

But wouldn't the true value of 3*4 be the average of 3 and 4...i.e. three and a half?

That's why I've been staying out of it.

Most of these people don't !@#$ing like me, you git.

Hey, HA, what's 3*4?

Hey, look! A binomial distribution!

No. You being an idiot is what makes you an idiot. Not me saying it. Ever hear of a binomial coefficient? Probably not...