Sorry I haven't been around as much lately. I've been busy hunting down Nessie in my homemade submersible. No luck yet, but the mermaids have told me the sightings usually occur on the 12th. So, we wait...
Now I understand why I feel so oddly rested, despite being so busy. I thought it was due to, after being abducted, that the lizard aliens time traveled me backwards, but now I find out that I've been unknowingly vacationing inside your skull.
And fret not, for the next chupacabra that I catch in my following adventure, I will name it after you. And I will keep it close to me always. My precious.