Joe Miner

At least he didn't reference Charlie Kelly.

Goods that involve national security, healthcare, and public services need to be produced and programmed in the US. Any overseas cheap labor for these products makes America vulnerable. It's China today, but could just as easily be a different country tomorrow. We also need to stop freely sharing our technological advances with these types of countries so that they can continue to produce our products cheaper.

There's even more serious consequences when you decline to enjoy the peach fish.

They probably need to amend that to Coronavirus and Cancer. WebMD leads the world in Cancer diagnoses.

FYI, fracking has been utilized for many decades, it's not a new invention. The biggest revolution in the oil and gas industry has had in the past couple of decades has been horizontal drilling. That has allowed us to more efficiently utilize, deploy, and develop fracking potential. Horizontal drilling is what has allowed us to access previously unavailable reservoirs in a more efficient and economic manner.

Not great, but I would.

You’re right. All millennials aren't leftists. ?

Apparently it's not a leak if it's a lie.

Me too. Oh wait, you said hands. Nevermind.

Jim Acosta needs to be in India right now to get the two scoops on this potential international incident.

I don't think anyone's gender on an airplane was an issue before. Airlines treat everyone like ass holes, no matter how many Y chromosomes they have.

She's officially the unmedicated Grandma at Thanksgiving that everyone tries to ignore. Drive her around the block, give her an Ensure, and put her down for her nap.

Holy *****. Wilford Brimley is still alive!

Who do you trust to count? Cocaine Mitch or Flake?

Screw that, I'm not getting there early to be first in line.

CNN has released some secret footage:

With all the teachers ***** their students nowadays, this is definitely needed as part of their health care benefits.

I always knew Corona was nasty *****.

https://thefederalist.com/2018/12/14/ballot-harvesting-became-new-way-steal-election/

What the hell am I looking at in the second picture? And why do I want to see more?

Why would women be the hardest hit? Is Brexit bringing Chris Brown to the U.K.?

Republicats!

Will the Russians run the worst candidate in US history against Trump.... Again?

Probably not. Once you lose your place in line, it's a really long wait.

Every corner of the Earth. Must have been a flat Earth newspaper.