Hazed and Amuzed

Let sleeping dogs lie. Don't text her, keep your eyes forward soldier.

I saw that yesterday on Rick Sanchez, WTF, they say he was grabbing for his stun gun? That cop should have criminal charges against him.

I disagree. I thought last night's episodes were pretty good. And a lot has changed, Janitor was fired(I'm sure he'll be back), a new chief and new interns. Scrubs seemed like it used to be: a comedy with drama. The last couple of seasons were just slapstick.

For any Scrubs fans tonight they should get back on track on ABC. The last couple of years were crap due to NBC but tonight is a "Restart" of the last season.

My Favorite is when Will Arnet was when Will Arnet sold the E from G&E Claiming: "It ’s just G. I sold the E to Samsung - they’re Samesung now!"

Really dude? Tina Fey is pretty freakin' funny. I guess to each their own...

I've seen Grisham play a few times. He's one of those guys that makes it look effortless in the pass game. He's a natural receiver but I'm not sure of how his blocking is, I haven't seen enough. Going on pass-catching alone though he's a future star.

On another note Dean. What do you think would happen if this was a WNBA game or Women's Soccer and a team had just won a major title/bowl/championship and a female player walked behind a guy reporter and danced in the same manor? Would there be the same outcry? I don't think so... I bet it would be thought of as cute or funny.

I guess I just don't see it as that big a deal if Erin Andrews doesn't. He's a kid, He's happy they won the Rose Bowl and there was a pretty reporter on the sidelines. If I was a kid in that position I may have a similar thought go through my head. The only people that seem to be making a big deal about it are here on this board.

Good find.

It's the same ole double standard rule. When a woman runs out on to the baseball field to give a kiss ala Morgana "The Kissing Bandit", it's all fun and games, in fact she can do it multiple times and everyone laughs. This college kid dances out of happiness a little too close to a female reporter and it's considered some sort of disrespect. People are getting too sensitive. Like it was said earlier if she was offended she should say something.

Why? Is it weird to do those things?

Try not to watch all 4 in a row however, you may end up biting the head off your pet and putting your head through a fence

I didn't know that. And here I was thinking he was posturing himself for a future in politics...

Looked more like dancing not just "Pelvic thrusts". I'm not saying it was appropriate but let's not turn it into something else.

I've heard that Cook was a material thief. Is it as bad as Mencia's thievery? Brian Reagan is GREAT. His first Comedy Central presents is one of my favorites.

I've never seen him live, nor do I want to but he has a group of 16-25 year olds that love his stuff. I have yet to see any movies with him either so I'm not-so-sure how well he does on the big screen.

This has to be either a) a Soprano's reference or b) the creepiest statement of the day.

I agree. Dane Cook does not belong in that group. He is good for what he does but that tour is out of his league.

I just read a pretty funny email. I'm not sure how many on here are a fan of Patton Oswalt but he wrote a Blog about Jason Statham that I thought was pretty damn funny so I thought I would share: GAY-THAM FOR STATHAM Jason Statham has never been in a great movie. He's also never been in a boring one. Statham's imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It's a promise that says, "I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won't learn sh-- about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give me $10, I will !@#$ an explosion while a Slayer song plays". I just watched CRANK on Showtime, and I can't understand how I missed this when it was in theaters. I'm buying THE BANK JOB and DEATHRACE on iTunes today. After CRANK, Mr. Statham can count on my $10 every time he makes a movie. If someone figures out how to make a movie for $8, and it stars Jason Statham, then they're guaranteed a $2 profit. I look forward to any new film by Ang Lee, David Gordon Green, Paul Thomas Anderson, The Coen Brothers, Paul Greengrass or Ross McElwee. And now, Jason Statham. I don't know how much say he has in the films he makes. But I get the impression that he reads the scripts. And if the script doesn't make him want to drive a bulldozer through a cake store, I'll bet he punches the script through a wall. In fact, my entire stack of Academy screeners would have been vastly improved by the addition of Jason Statham. Here we go: CHANGELING: Jason Statham plays the kidnapped boy, who immediately beats his kidnappers to death, then fights female assassins on top of a blimp. CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON: Jason Statham injects the backward-aging man-freak with a Sino/Chilean rage compound, and they fight in lava pit. DEFIANCE: Jason Statham throws Hitler into a woodchipper, eats the entrails as they fly out the other end, and then ***** out Winston Churchill. DOUBT: Jason Statham drop-kicks the Pope through the core of the Earth, and the Pope's head goes up Meryl Streep's ass and then Motorhead's "The Ace of Spades" plays. FROST/NIXON: Jason Statham pulls off David Frost's skin, drops him into a tank of sea salt, and then Statham and Nixon rent a limo and drive across country, shotgunning hippies. GRAN TORINO: Jason Statham glowers at Clint Eastwood, who glowers back, creating a Glower Vortex which destroys the planet. THE READER: Statham kills the teenage kid with a lawnmower, then !@#$s Kate Winslet literate. REVOLUTIONARY ROAD: Jason Statham drives an 18-wheeler full of nitro into the title suburb, blows everything to sh--, and then spends 90 minutes hunting down absolutely everyone involved with the making of this film, beating them to death with TV trays. THE WRESTLER: Jason Statham, Richard Nixon, the 'roided-out Benjamin Button murder-freak, the Churchill feces-baby and Mickey Rourke drive cross country in a limo, with Leo DiCaprio's severed head on the hood, where they crash the Spirit Awards and kill everyone. There you go. Statham! Full disclosure: I saw Jason Statham eating a salad at Joan's on 3rd, here in L.A. Really, I did. I wanted to say hello, but he seemed like he could chuck an arugula leaf through my skull. Do yourselves a favor, Academy voters. CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE comes out April 19th. On April 20th, rescind all the voting categories. There should be one statue given out next year -- a 45-foot, sentient Oscar kill-bot, which Jason Statham will fight to the death at the next ceremony.

Do any of you think that Dick's porcelain cat demeanor makes this team more or less susceptible to refs taking advantage? Meaning: Does a ref who just made a bad call look over at Dick in fear? I would think a ref may be a little more apprehensive of running over to say, an angry Bill Cower then Dick. We've all seen the "Make-up Call" after a crap call, so we know that refs at least "try" to have a conscience but do they react the same when Monotone Mcgee is burning a hole in their uniforms with his unblinking "Not-Quite-Death Ray" stare? Just askin'...

It wasn't appropriate but the guy just won his last college game, "The Rose Bowl" in fact and is about to become a millionaire, I'd be dancing with whoever was around me too...

"I think I inhaled her" Simply amazing. Good find SD.

Matt Bowen

I hope you're right, I've always rooted for JP. I just don't think he has the right head on his shoulders to be a starting QB in this league.