Hazed and Amuzed

My brother who is 15 just called and asked me this question. He was at the store and couldn't decide which to buy. For a minute I was stumped... You see he has never seen either and while I know he'll eventually see both I still couldn't decide which one I liked more. I mean Spicoli or Wooderson, Joey Lauren Adams or Phoebe Cates? What would you all have told him? Can you guess which one I said?

Okay, you can have that. I'll take the superbowl win...

Lies!! Lies!! Do not believe this man's lies!!

Maybe he just made a pick-up but then again if I was making athlete money I would pay to have it dropped off.

Eugene Levy stared in that didn't he?

Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting. Ted: I'm listening. Tommy: Here's how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside. Ted: Yeah, makes a man feel good. Tommy: 'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter. Ted: What's your point? Tommy: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times. Ted: But why do they put a guarantee on the box then? Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of sh--. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me. Ted: Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you. Tommy: Well I... What?

Well there goes that...

Cue David Bowie...

I'm just glad to see someone stand up and open their mouth, someone who wants to be a leader and captain of this team, someone who holds themselves and the people they work with accountable. This team needed an attitude and an identity and it found one last year. This team became a team of heart and fight. Donte was a big part of that evolution. Now is the time for the true leaders of this new team to emerge and Whitner is the start of what is hopefully a new era of pride and determination. The country is talking about us again and I think they will continue to be surprised at what we've put together here.

San Diego by far.

Does that mean you blast the radio when talking?

BTW I just saw that they're doing a remake starring Dave Attell on Comedy Central. I like the idea of bringing this back and now that I think about it Dave might be the right boy for the job.

It means you made three immediate and consecutive lefts.

Klaatu barada nikto!!! I actually like the idea of this remake. It goes well with today's climate just as it did 50 years ago.

Josh Reed has been nothing short of clutch the last 2 years so. In fact he had more 1st down receptions then Lee Evans last year. I'm still not sure why everyone is so down on him all the time.

I wouldn't call anyone in our secondary "elite".

I don't disagree with that either. We only have 1 guy whose had more then 1 successful season, 2 if you count Whitner. I think after this year we'll be one of the top secondaries in the league. Or we could just switch Hamdan to FS.

I don't know what everyone else see's but I see an Aston Martin when I click on that link.

Well considering we have Hamden we should be at at least an A.

I always thought that Vinny GreenBalls was a good ones

Brownies time...

Their ALL GONNA LAUGH at YOU! :lol: :lol:

I agree it would be foolish. It's just a hunch.

Wow, that's remarkable. I thought you were making that one up till I looked it up.