The Cincinnati Kid

I’m pumped that I will get to call up Brownie and Tasker during their second segment, around 1:30 in the afternoon, and talk about the old days at The Ralph. Preferably after smoking a pack of marlboro reds and slamming a pint of dewars. I’m just going to go on and on about how “when I was going to games at The Ralph, the Bills played like men on artificial turf! Not the synthetic crap these softies play on now!” Or, ya know, whatever else like that is befitting the moment. Probably will want to add in something about the K-Gun and Von Miller being overpaid, for good measure.

Ok, so hear me out. Josh Allen and our next 2 first round picks for Matthew Stafford. He is a Super Bowl inning QB. Josh can’t even get us to the Super Bowl. Enough said. (PSA - This is not a serious post, humor is my intent. My apologies if done poorly.)

Easy to say that with the 2024 season behind us, eh Hindsight?

If we paid offensive skill players by how often they actually touch the ball, Running Backs would be better paid.

Just to, um, clarify, this was sarcasm related to the topic of the thread. 🤷‍♂️

This might be a hot take, but here goes nothing: I believe that all needs should be addressed through Free Agency and the Draft! Flame away! 🔥

I’ve been thinking about this MVP season and just lamenting the fact that we’re definitely heading back to the Wastelands someday. Just trade Josh already. If we’re gonna wander the desert for an entire birth to adulthood I’d rather we start now before I enter my 40s.

1-Day contract for an Eric Wood style retirement speech.

Bills aren’t signing Higgins, Kupp, Adams, Godwin, Hopkins or Allen. Holy Moley. Nope. No thank you on all of these guys. Between age, salary, and redundancy, none of these guys fit the Bills needs and cap. I think Hollins comes back, Cooper will test the Market, and the Bills will ultimately use assets on a young FA speedster like Brown from Washington or one of their top 3 picks on a WR. I’d rather they go after a proven vet corner and interior DL.

Hey now! He is on the Cowboys coaching staff these days. He’s mist be a winner.🏅

So, looking back, some poor hires?

Josh and Hailee’s first born. Get it done!

As good once as he ever was?

Joe Brady, a proven offensive coordinator at the NCAA FBS and NFL levels absolutely and unequivocally cannot develop an offensive scheme that would maximize the talents of his best players. Obviously Joe Brady does not understand offensive football, but he has never seen a coverage he could dissect. The guy is a Fraud, a Joke, and the Bills are the laughing stock of the NFL. Wait, the Bills scored the most points ever in 2024 with Brady running the Offense? Must have been lucky.

Tough as they come! Oh, Doyle Rules!