[Genesis of your screen name]

I am currently spending time in the gray walled hotel. 

[Alternate Screen Names]

I've been in the can so long, I don't remember my real name. 

[Thank You Two Bills Drive, Good Riddance BBMB and Their Mods]

17 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

OK BuffaloRush, what’s your “real” screen name?? NervousGuy? JustJack? Probably BuffaloBill. 

 

There's actually only one mod, SDS. The rest are just all his alter egos on the board. 

[Message from the NFL Commissioner]

I hope you fans are enjoying the season. I'll be available to answer any questions.

 

I find the Cleveland "Browns" name highly offensive. If you make the Washington change their name to Washington Native Americans, then I hope you also make Cleveland change theirs to Cleveland Persons Of Color.

[Met Doug Marrone this past Sunday]

I think that is coach speak for get ready to harass visiting team in hotels with false fire alarms, noise makers, etc.

 

Who says it needs to be a false fire alarm.

[Advice Welcomed...please]

The future mom says that she doesn't just want support, she wants to be a family. She ABSOLUTELY wants to be in a relationship. And texts it often - along with ultrasound pics and little baby Buffalo Bills clothes and play toy pics. She is a Redskins fan but says she will change for the sake of a family. lol. She is unmarried in her early 30s. Her clock is out of control.

 

B word be crazy. Start practicing your "Not the father" dance for when you go on Maury.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDZ4fjZq-H4

[What kind of car do you drive?]

Limousine. Of course, I don't do the driving.

 

That's like me. Except replace limousine with prisoner transport van.

[How did YOUR actions affect the game?]

I had pudding instead of jello with lunch.

[Who was the guy with all the inside info last year?]

Reliable Posters

 

1)Hogboy

2)SpikedLemonade

3)Prisoner 1291378

Thanks.

[facebook fugitive has new status: inmate]

got to get me a facebook account now if the Warden say it okay

[Old/Current Bills on the board]

OJ is always lurking.

Shut up or I'll knife you.

[Do you use bar soap in the shower or body wash?]

I use Soap On A Rope.

[Season Ticket]

I can't make it to the games, that's why I don't have season tickets.

[19,000 Titans vs Bills Tickets left]

I won't be able to make the game.

[removing scuff marks]

3 problems here:

1)

So, i'm the only guy in my neighborhood who parks his car in the garage, leaving my driveway as the only open driveway on the block.  Children have been riding their bikes and big wheels and stuff in my driveway without a problem till last week when one ran into my garage door, leaving black scuff marks.  What will get them off?  paint thinner?  soap and water? a powerwasher? 

2)  i'm conflicted because i'd never allow my children to be so irresponsible in someone else's driveway.  why are some parents so stupid?

3)  I didn't grow up in a neighborhood, but my wife did...  her excuse as to why i get so angry at these children is that i don't know what its like to be a kid in a neighborhood...  my answer is always no, i don't, however i do know that its not right to run over flowers and hit houses more than once (i.e. not accidentally)  and i also know its not right as a parent to encourage that behavior (i.e. drinking scotch all day and allowing your child to run the neighborhood freely).  She gets very angry at me.  Should i

 

a)  ignore her

b) argue back and clean the garage in spite of her, like right before she forces me to go grocery shopping?

c) use my stud finder to locate empty space behind my kitchen drywall that she painted and take a hammer to it, then wonder in amazement why she's so pissed?

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1) The same stuff you use to remove the blood stains from the kid the next time he hits your garage will work.

2) No parental supervision

3) try a first, and if that doesn't work, then c

[Some people should really take this to heart]

You all are just a bunch of whacked up crackers if you ask me.

[Favorite TBDer]

Prisoner hasn't been around for a while afaik. Tossy seems to drop a line when he's mentioned, though.

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I'm still around, I'm trying to be good with the warden so I can get out on probation.

[Could the next NFL commisioner be...]

Won't happen. Those white owners will never let a woman tell them what to do, even moreso that she's a black woman.

[Student in yearbook identified only as 'Black Girl]

Once again, whitey is trying to keep the black man (or in this case girl) down.

[TSW Wall of Fame Nominees]

My vote....

 

HOF Worthy

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Thanks but I'll have to decline. I can not attend the ceremony.

[(OT) What a racist pig]

Oh sure. When the white man screws with the black man you all say "what a shame". But when the brother is in charge, suddenly everyone is all up in arms about anything he does. Were all 27 people white? I only see where it says 4 of them were.

[(OT) Psycho chicks we love(d) to drool over.]

I gotta go with Tawny Kitaen. BTW it IS Tawny Kitaen revamping her role on the hood of that car in the bowling for soup video '1985'!!!

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Will you be telling us next week that Tawny Kitaen is a washed up has been?

[My name is taterhill..and I am a moron]

I see the lame assed attempts at attacks keep going.  Are we done yet with this thread?

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As long as you keep replying to it, no.

[Get rid of everyone]

Come on Mr. Wilson, get rid of everyone, right down to the people that pick up the trash in the parking lots after the game. Then hire everyone here as consultants. We'll have this team turned around by the end of this month.

[OT Arafat clinically dead]

We should all moarn Arafats passing the way the Muslims mourn when Americans die.

 

So everyone go get a gun and a Palestinian flag. Start running in the streets, firing your gun in the air, while waving your flaming flag. And speak gibberish to the news crews.