Tom Donahoe: "We're going to draft football players." Yeah. Thanks Tom.
Its equally illuminating when pundits tell us a guy is a "football player." I'm so glad they can deduce this from hours of film study.
"He needs to work on his hand punch." That can not be legal.
"He's got good hip swivel." I like to think Jessica Biel has good hip swivel.
"He can make all the throws." No complaints, I just like it.
"He's got good closing speed." Uh, why not just say he can run real fast?
"Perennial overachiever." At some point, would you not raise your expectations a bit to compensate for his achievements?
And of course, being a Bills fan, I vomit in my mouth a little every time I hear "high motor."