And the way I see it, a vote for either the major party yahoos and the joke is on me.
I'd love to side with the Green Party, but Jill Stein can't stop embarrassing herself.
I also align philosophically very closely with the Libertarians, I just don't think their ideas are relevant to today's economic realities.
So, in the end, it only makes sense to cast my vote for the late, great Gene Wilder.
And no, I'm not kidding.
I live in Chicago, it'd take suspiciously targeted plague for HRC not to get Cook County.
I spent the last half decade of my career working in local and state politics--Illinois and Chicago, two microcosms of how completely upside down the entire system is.
On principal, I won't abstain from participating. But I refuse to play the game by their rules any longer.
So, the Waco Kid it shall be.