Ned Flanders

Why did you make me Google this...I'm forever scared. lyrics

King starts off, "I was at The Expansion Bowl between Houston and Cleveland on Sunday," Why on earth was a national pro football writer for perhaps the weekly sports journal of record, SI, in Houston to see a game between the Browns and Texans?!?!? What could you possibly witness at this event to merit the trip...how do you convince your editor that this is the game you need to be at?

But there's a warm wind blowing the stars around...

Jerry Gray's defense is the squirt gun that shoots jelly....

Talked about this at length in another post...Jets fans and 4:15 start=Perfect Storm.

These are the types of situations where the NFL Network can chime in and broadcast the game live...but no, they don't think that way. The way I heard it explained is that the Sunday Ticket package is for Sunday games ONLY (and the occasional full slate of Saturday games, like this year)...check-cashing whore Tagliabue could have stepped up on this one, but in typical fashion, folded.

Same here, Lori. Jeeziz, I like beer, the Bills, and a good time as much as anyone, but what I witnessed last Sunday was WAY over the line...Buff News said 128 were "escorted" outta RWS. I've got to believe 127 were from the scoreboard endzone area.

Jets fans are the closest thing we have to European-style hooligans in this country... My favorite soccer (err, football) quote came from an English coach after the Brits were beaten by Germany, I believe in 1998: "Well, they beat us at our national game today but we beat them at theirs twice this century."

Didn't he lose a bunch on thousands of ear-muffs he bought in Canada and couldn't get them accross the border in time for a late-season Bills game? Remember reading about that one time...

Saw plenty of that just this past Sunday at RWS...saw guy decked out all in Pat gear, and thought, hey aren't your boys playing RIGHT NOW? Also saw a guy all in Raider stuff and thought the same thing.

Let me see if I get what you're saying:

Was at the Jets game Sunday, Sec. 142, scoreboard end zone, and watched a virtual parade of "fans" being escorted out of RWS by gentlemen in bright-colored jackets. Asked an Erie County sheriff later why all the commotion...he stated that because of the Jets, and their legions, and the 4:15 start, they were prepared for all the high-jinks. Maybe I’m getting old, but I can’t remember a game with soooo many a-holes in attendance, wearing both Jets and Bills colors…Jets fans were obnoxious as ever, but it seemed like a lot of Bills fans were taking the bait. After the game, Jets fans were still talking smack, you know, about losing four Super Bowls. Hate to imagine their “glee” if they pulled out a win.

I saw that live this morning...dopes Matt and Katie were laughing at the farce. Don't these people ever freakin' learn?

Can you believe it's been 30 years? "We're gonna win that Cup...we're gonna win that Stanley Cup...me and the Buffalo Sabres yeah, yeah, yeah..." Now I got that stupid song in my head!

Coulda been, but the NFL is a very small and close-knit group...I think charges like this would get around and other teams would be hesitant...oh wait, we're talking about the Irsays. Never mind.

With sooooo much classic NFL Films music at their ready, why they don't use that for intros is beyond me... Oh wait, "NFL DIRECTIVE: Stadium music must appeal to 24 year old males that will encourage them to visit concession stands, signed Commissioner Tagliabue."

I'm really starting to have a problem with the thought of many that JP is the key to future success. He has showed nothing, NOTHING to suggest that this is the guy who's going to lead the Bills to the promised land. Now, I've only been watching this game for about 40 years, so I might be missing something. What is it, what is the magic that is JP that people think he is the end-all? What is it that folks see in JP to even remotely believe that he is the ingredient to future success? Was it week one vs the Texans? Something in a preseason game? Did he SAY something right during the off-season? He's a first round pick, that's the given...but the NFL scrap heap is full of first round QB busts (Shuler, Leaf, etc, etc). I hope JP is the second coming of Jim Kelly...but I have yet to see anything remotely close to a winning NFL qb in this guy. "But we'll never know until he plays," you howl. "And he's got the TOOLS," you add. I dunno...I just don't see it. He's just missing something, something that could lead me to believe that this guy IS the answer. Maybe we see something in JP this week...or next. Or next month, or next year. But as the Bills head into the sixth game of a sixteen game schedule, I believe Holcomb is the man.

Too bad Sammy Morris was on the other sideline this past Sunday...still wish the Bills could have made a bigger play to keep that guy.

Well, Senator Herb Kohl (D-WI) I believe is still a majority owner of the Milwaukee Bucks...how the NHL handles this, I don't know.

"NOT SOLD IN STORES!" Yeah, I looked at 'em online and got sticker shock myself...

Yes, Nipsey is gone, It's so sad to see, So if I ever watch him again, It will be on "Match Game '73."

Toronto? Hmmm...wonder who will have to give up a home game to play up there? Commissioner: "Son, how are those Randy Moss Raiders jerseys selling in Moscow?" League Office Lacky: "Sir, I think we've sold a grand total of three NFL jerseys to folks in Moscow through nflshop.com." Commissioner: "Damnit! Get me the Kremlin on the line...a December ESPN night game in Moscow?!?!? Jeeziz, I have half a stick just thinking about it!"

I like your thinking... Now, though, they've got to make it happen

Before going to a break last night, ESPN's Mike Patrick said something to the effect: 'St. Louis now leads the 49ers, 28 to 14.' Jeeziz...when did the Cards leave St. Louis, like almost 20 years ago? My father still calls the LA baseball team the 'Brooklyn Dodgers' but I cut him a break since he's 82 years old and not paid to talk about sports....

Rumor has it the NFL will schedule a preseason game next year in CHINA. All for the opportunity to sell some more jerseys...