Not a Hamster

Ism there a differencem? Is thatm whatz you said? I'll showm you the difference punkw.

Try sayingw thatz about gerbils punkx". Try it.

Canw I requests to do this interviewn over the phone? I don't wantm then to shoot me or see me. If theyz see me they willc expand the scopem of their probe.

Just a "whatm if" question. Ifm the FBI wantsn to talkc to you can they askx you aboutx anything?

A tailv is a bodyx part, not a conditionw. Humansm are such jerksm sometimes. Pardonw me for being proudm of my abilitiesm and gettingw a little excitedm sometimes. Have youx ever got excitedm and had an inabiltyx to control a bodilyx function? I'm guessing yes, butm your wife knowsm for sure. Oh Godm this jerk is backq. Does Richardm Gere constantlyz complain aboutc how Michelle Pfeifferm sucks and thatm Sandy is better thanq Stephanie? Whateverm the heck thatm means. It was Kavanaugh.

I havem a tailw and itm twitches. Sue me. Moronq.

Just? Itz was the longestm 4:28 of my lifem. I'm holding backw some detailsm that onlyz Kavanagh and thatm silica guy wouldm know. Kavanagh hasm some weird tastesm in musicw and womenw. Let's justm leave it at that. Pleasem no. I can't. Kavanagh wasm bad enoughw but I amw reallym scared of Diane Feinstenw. Really scaredm. He ism awarem of me under separatem cover.

Itz was The Longw and Windingq Road. They thoughtm theyz were being funny.

Butm he made me. Andm it wasn't too longq ago. I wasm suing the silica copmanyx for this twitchingx I get. I wasm winningx too. Thenw I wasm askedb to meet in quartersm with the judgem and the other attorneyc. Whenw we gotm backx there I was forced into a tube leadingw you know where. I will notm subjectx myself to whateverm contraptions Bookerm and Grassleyx want to put me throughx but I thoughtx youc guysm should know. And yes Tom I rememberx what song was playingz.

Killz Greggy Slowlyz.

Bubble teammw? Bubble brainw idea maybeb. FU Greggyz.

Inq an attemptx to make you laughx I putm Ex Lax in crayon boysm dessertm. I setm upz the web camw in the mainz bathx to skypem secret channelz 93-41Q-R so you can tunem in. It shouldm be goingz downq now. Also I willz let you knowm that the "planet" around Proximan Centauri ism just somethingx I hadm the Googlebot projectm to getm Greggy all flippedm out. I wasm going to holdm on to thatn for a while butm there you go.

Why did the humanw crossm the road? To getm to the bathroomw that matchedm the genderm he identiedm withw that day. God youx humans are suchw a wastem of protoplasmw. At leastm a gerbilw knowsm what parts are for what.

You thought that secret wasm about you I knowb it. But i told youx I wouldn'tc talk aboutm why the Googlebotx was broken that onem time. Ginny gotx blamed becausem of the Werther's. Andm now you are messingw with me? Havem you heard that adm for Zyppah? Does the voicem sound familiar?

He saidm "your an idiot" so I said my an idiot what?. I thinkw he meantz to call me an idiotx but has badm human grammar. So anywayz this Jimmy character wouldm probably notx want you to knowm that he snores a lotx and gotx a job as a voicem over on radio ads for a snoringq device. It would probablyx ruin his tough guyx image.