Come watch Linda Boogerdan pay homage to the McGuire twins and fall off her motorcycle in Niagara Falls...after being revived she'll go mano y mano with Jimmy Arias in a 5 set match at the Village Glen.
Between Ralphie and Al Davis...see who can fill their diaper the fastest. Russ Brandon will take heartily to his new role as Chief of Weights and Measures.
All this talk of Polian lately and his scathing remarks to Ralphie's daughter Linda Boogerdan...I can't get those images out of my head...time to puke.
Ralphie's busy...he's still trying to iron out that AFL-NFL merger dealie. He has his legacy to look after...and a 500 pound daughter putting him in the poor house every time she heads to the trough.
Ralphie the Huckster will have a stupid straw hat, cane and striped jacket dancing around whilst his lipstick pig tranny daughter comes out to the disgust of the crowd. Marv will come out and give a rousing speech about being a privateer under General Washington.
Ralph is going to praise him for his 0-6 divisional record and 2-8 record in the last 10.
Actually, Ralphie's gonna say...Jauron you old bastard, you look worse than me......YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Let the Patriettes drink their sorrows away on the flight back to Ted Kennedy's liver.
Besides, Miami will most likely be one and done in the playoffs.