Chalkie Gerzowski

BUT, BUT, BUT THERE'S FELL'S POINT! and an Applebee's in Timonium.

Being within range of getting Philadelphia's games on the networks, 3-4 years ago for L.J. Smith? sure...now? pass.

L.J. Smith...injured frequently.

The Illuminati is taking pictures of people's yards...

One good thing about Owens...it's doubtful he'll get sacked.

When the Bills signed Bledshot, I didn't sense any euphoria...felt they maybe had a competent starting QB, nothing more, nothing less.

Yes, but will it go to zero before Marshawn incurs another infraction?

Marshawn has a better chance than Citibank.

500k of Citibank stock says he doesn't make it...new objective...he stays at Dave and Buster's for 3 years playing Pole Position...the racing game.

Bleakley supposedly decided to swim towards a light he saw....lighthouse? hallucination?

LOL Customer service reps...that can't be a good job there right now.

It would complete the circus.

The intensity will drop quite a bit this year with the fan base...I did read they signed somebody named Garter Belt and Rory Fitzpatrick...and the waitress from Chasing Amy...Flo or is that the Progressive chick. I haven't followed much of this closely, just occasionally...and a general, growing disdain for the NFL is probably helping the level of ambivalence. Maybe notes should be compared with Bob Irsay leaving Baltimore.

my name is Saul Rosenberg...i bawt my gwassis dere at yor place. i i went to da empire staate billdin...ann i can't seeee so good! you went to see dr. ............ yeh but heez an azzh***, I cudnt seee so goot from da empire state billdin. i went up to thee observatory cause uv dese glassis....I can't seeeee goddamnit!!!

I might go over there later...no wait, that stuff tastes like ****

ATHF and Metalocalypse. Murderface vs. Carl in a cage match.

I remember he wanted to throw Norwood out of the plane after the 91 regular season game against the Raiders.

I would expect MLB stadiums to look more vacant. In the case of the Florida Marlins, that should mean attendance going from 500 to 250.

I don't know why people feel as though they have such a vested interest...

Didn't he actually play decently for the Bungles?

2009 DIVISION CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!

Buddy's kid is going to do what he can to bring in some talent.

I just read elsewhere that there's a 3-year deal on the table for Coles... not the bar.

If I had a dollar for every time someone complains about people who start threads and complain...