Chalkie Gerzowski

I was kind of hoping that Brian McClure to Byron Franklin connection would work out.

QB - Kelly RB - Thurman WR- Reed WR - Moulds WR - Jerry Butler TE - Metzelaars OL - Wolford OL - Shaw OL - Hull OL - Joe D. OL - House K - Christie P - Moorman ST - Tasker DL - Bruce DL - Sestak DL - Hansen LB - Biscuit LB - Stratton LB - Conlan LB - Talley CB - Robert James CB - Butch Byrd S - Tony Greene S - Saimes Coach - Marv

Because all the producers, directors, writers, even the key grip...all coke-addled meatheads. They have completely run out of ideas. The best thing for hollyweird would be a nice, toasty wildfire that burns for a week or two and incinerates all the movie and television studios.

Who is Ryan Whitner? Plays for the Bills sometimes and then used to play for the Pittsburgh Penguins on defense? And why are the Chiefs wearing the 1962 Dallas Texans jersey? uhhhh, dumb?

Call a friend and have him arrive with someone else...and have that person drive the BENTLEY home. Nope, that's too much work...easier to risk it and find yourself in a Federal Pound Em in the *** prison. Maybe he can shack up with John Rigas?

Why doesn't this pu$$y reveal its team? You root for a conference? Ass?

This is the trade I heard from Todd Rundgren... Cleveland sends Brady Quinn to Seattle for West Seneca Wallace, Shaun Alexander's Seahawks highlight tape and something from Starbucks... The coffee is then sent to Pittsburgh for a can of Iron City and a 3-day old Primante sandwich... the sandwich could end up not in Cleveland but maybe St. Louis for a Bud light...and don't forget future considerations.

Are u sure it was the right Cook? Maybe it was Beano Cook.

This guy runs a diner from a tricked out Bluebird?

He's looking forward to that Kellen HGH Clemens to Geronimo Crotcherty connection.

I guess I better get to the ESPNZone again, maybe Willis is there lamenting over his crabcakes.

nooo, that dog is ok......he just said to his dog pals...."hey guys, get a load of this...watch me do my Drew Bledsoe impersonation."

I keed.

And the novelty of it wears off quickly. How many times are you going to visit an aquarium? Probably as many times as you visit a Bass Pro.

What does Syracuse have to do with it?

Bass Pro, the Be-All, End-All of waterfront revitalization. Just keep the Skyway up there as well.

Indeed...a Hard Rock cafe, an ESPNzone...and an aquarium. and guess we need to lobby MLB for a team and new waterfront stadium. And some other commercialized stuff...it's a good way to distract from much of the rest of the city. I read where Cleveland also gave that a shot but they don't get much attention for it anymore.

the compensation on Father's Day is a boon.

absolutely...those trannies have to do something to earn their keep.

The article isn't up yet...it just went through the AP...it won't be on that site till Wednesday morning...rush hour time.

This Fort Worthless dillhole wrote an article that will appear on the site below on Wednesday...read it and fill her depends, err inbox with mail. http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/column...ngel/index.html

Are they lying? The mayor is/was in trouble with some financial stuff...the school district is near bankruptcy all the time...there are large slums, not Detroit, but not good. I don't know what the murder numbers are. I would say it's a group of average Amerikans, some with an accent that is low-grade trashy sounding. There's a bit of an identity crisis in Baltimore as it still doesn't know if it is "North" or "South", a dilemma they struggle with going back to the Civil War. It isn't just the city...if you go to Dundalk, people from Cheektowaga would be like...

I kid a bit...it's decent, I live 30 miles outside of Baltimore but rarely bother with the city. Can't remember the last time I was in the downtown, maybe 5 years ago? I take a trek to the Hunt Valley Wegmans and a beer store on occasion. McGahee sits in his Timonium apt. eating Mrs. Paul's crabcakes and playing a vigorous tournament of Madden 2009.

You're right, like picking up herpes or being shot at...or were you in Baltimore before WW2?