Chalkie Gerzowski

PARTY ZONE, NO BOWLING BALLS... NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

You have an L.A. Clippers avatar... it's fine... I'm sure people will go slow with you. :raybabbitt:

Buffalo is the classy Court Jester. Clay Matthews fake drops a deuce on Edwards' head and all is well with the world. Buffalo is the fan base that gets punched in the mouth and asks for more... a reflection of the team they follow.

Puppet Boy Midget Emergency One Kid is the biggest thing to hit the Jets since Namath.

Kind of interesting that they allow a hand puppet into the game wearing a fireman's helmet.

No, not really... is that the pixie twin or something? http://www.thehotcrew.com/wp-content/Emo-Day.jpg

He was awesome with the Redskins... best QB they had since Sammy Baugh.

He gets his inspiration in life from Ralph Wiggum.

He's going to finally retire sometime during the season.

Could always pick up the awesome Jason Campbell... he's out of a jerb just two weeks in... like Emo Boy Edwards.

Trent should be, and possibly will be in the near future , be playing Stuffed Animal Parade with Ralph Wiggum and Jason Pominville.

There was a three year gap between Ferguson and Kelly. There's been a 14 year gap since Kelly... sorry doesn't look similar.

Richard H. Alfred E. Neumann Manual Jauron? I started thinking of firing my offensive coordinator... it took some time once I started thinking about it and then I still thought about it, and I went home and talked to my dog about it and then I had to act upon it, but then I re-considered and slept on it... and then had coffee the next day and started thinking about it some more... and things were put into motion and I arrived at the stadium and pondered in my office, and considered it, talked to Berchtold, he said think about it, so I thought about it and then figured I better act upon it... and then I scribbled some notes and frowned upon it but then a light bulb went on above my head and I decided we needed to act upon this and do it soon... and then I sent Langston Walker out the door. :huh: :huh:

The #1 QB pick will hold out like Elway and demand a trade.

seeing as though you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I will be closing the register at this point.

I think that whole "doomed" stuff really revolves around people emptying their wallets for a really horrid Bills team.

I figured 3-13 for the season. That should satisfy the attention whore that started the thread.

Bob Irsay let the Colts go to azz a few years before the Mayflower trucks pulled up...

But it's still early. Ok, put Maybin in a package then.

Trade Evans for a 2nd round pick. Trade Error Maybe for a 2nd/3rd round pick. Trade Meshawn for a 3rd round pick. Trade the 1st overall in 2011 for a plethora of picks and a player.

did that for Halloween of 1985.

I thought he was going to take a dump on Edwards.

:worthy:

Trade him to Baltimore for crab cakes.