Chalkie Gerzowski

Boo Berry

What about the green pools of goo in Lackawanna?

I cursed this pick the moment it was made...firing verbal salvos driving down I-83.

I didn't know Gene Upshaw was still kicking.

He spent time in Philly...but Baltimore took him out.

As if Philadelphia needed another reason to be hated... The city that brought us Edgar Allan Eeyore Poe and Gen. George McClellan.

I hope Peters falls flat on his face. He looked alright...his run blocking was pretty good...just thought it was funny that Tully Banta-Cain breezed by him like he was Andrew Peters. The other sack was kinda funny as the LG missed an assignment and Peters tried blocking two people... Belichick had his defense bringing some heat at times. Later I saw Peters on the bench...from what, a small injury or fatigue I don't really know.

What's an endzone? Is that where Reggie Corner goes?

One sack was the fault of Peters...the other he can't get a ton of blame...the LG had his HUHA and allowed the rusher to come through, Peters didn't have a chance. Overall he looked average.

Andy Reid vs. Adam Richman...that would improve Eagles' press conferences greatly.

I was watching the beginning of the Eagles game... Peters had a turnstile moment... Hi, my name is Tully Banta Foster Kennedy Roosevelt Cain...don't mind me sir...are you Jason Peters or Andrew Peters? Well, it doesn't matter, once again don't mind me, I'm just going to run around you and sack that guy wearing #5. You have a nice day now chubsy.

Breaking... Michael Vick was accosted outside a wingery in the greater Buffalo metroplex...several pit bulls gave him a habanero sauce enema and then proceeded to throw him into a barrel, traveling fast toward the great Cataract.

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Jim Fassel looks real intimidating...like Vincent Price with a flashlight under his chin..... BUUUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....we will bring terror to your piddling NFL...

I think that was on tv briefly...Lynch went over to some Tennessee player but the cameras panned away too quickly to know what was going on. Figured that could be a good thing.

Get the eggs and paint-filled balloons ready.

I've always liked the coaches that are pretty gruff and demanding...they don't have to yell all the time...but guys who are clear and determined in their approach...the AFC East just landed another one with Rex Ryan. I like the way Tomlin operates in Pittsburgh.

I have no gripe with any NFL coach who strives to win at all times, even in a meaningless game...that's the objective of the game at that level. With Rex Ryan at the Jets, now there's three opposing coaches in the AFC East who will operate like Fisher...pull out the stops and win. When the camera would pan to Jauron after Fisher...I started thinking, "I wonder if Jauron gets his inspiration from Ralph Wiggum quotes?"

Not going to argue much with a guy who turned a 1-15 team into a division champion.

Maybe "Do you believe in Michaelcles" and his little pooftah sidekick could have done some research on the history of the AFL and talked about that on various occasions. That would take research though...easier to bring in a dog killer's mentor, oh, who is now employed by the peacock network, imagine that.

No. Why not try some different people...career broadcasting is on a level of career politician.

Al Michaels is declining and was annoying last night...how long are you going to live off of "Do you believe in miracles?" Collinsworth? please... oh yes, this is NBC, I forgot...the channel with a friggin peacock for a logo... no big deal, that was the first and last Sunday night game I'll be watching.

The Buffalo Flagellants. They come out of the tunnel with wet bath towels, striking themselves and shrieking in agony.

Irvin mentioned Wilson giving the Raiders a loan to survive...was cool to see that make the national airwaves.