spent zero dollars this year, zero dollars last year... can I still write Russell?
Dear Mr. St. John Fisher,
I have spent zero dollars the past two years on your football franchise. I don't feel I'm getting my money's worth. So, I suppose it would be uncalled for, for me to ask for a refund...but may I get my 3 hours each Sunday back...cause as they say, time is money... POW
Sincerely,
Chas. H. Gerz. IV Esq.