Chalkie Gerzowski

you need to intern with the Florida Marlins first.

LOL I'm running on a dual track of FFL grandeur and having J.P. Losman lead the Bills to seven consecutive Super Bowls.

For the GM vacancy?

and lots and lots of toilet paper aka Baltimore-Harrisburg corridor reaction to snow.

Maybe I'd like to explore TITan's northern regions... HA HA HAA! oh.... ARRRRRRGH!

This kid better be at the game Sunday.

I know a few people living near York who commute to DC.

Ok, have Frank Wycheck anoint the previously aforementioned Bills.

especially with it being later in the year and all, you'll get more of the dredges to come out to a game. I'd dress plainly, no black and gold, like someone said maybe buy a Bills winter hat or something. The Patriettes* are reviled here, so the fans won't be in the best of moods (unless they're beating Marcia and girlfriends on Sunday). Hanover? That's a bit longer trip than Pittsburgh.

throw in plenty of candles and a ouija board just for the hell of it...

No, send Modrak packing... let him play shuffleBORED in his gated community in Jacksonville.

Fixing this moribund franchise is actually easy... and it doesn't require a general manager. An exorcism is required, at the 50-yard line at Ralphie Field... to be conducted by Scott Norwood, Booth Lusteg, OJ and Ronnie Harmon.

Works for Murderface, works for me.

deY saY oncE a gangstA alwaYs a gangstA.. thoughT dem dayZ were ova haha.. u kno i gotta sT@y straPPed.. just the kind of girl to bring home to Mom.

LOL... his fiance is obviously a Rhodes Scholar. http://www.myspace.com/imsoso704

Don't jump into the bed of a pickup truck that has a driver operating said pickup truck.

Having never partaken in port-a-potty tipping, I would guess that the "victim" should remain cognizant at all times for maximum effect.

Maybe Mitchell is challenging Incognito. Kind of in the same way when Mitchell went bonkers about McKelvin's lawn. Something about getting into an A-10 Warthog and wiping out a few neighborhoods. Mitchell really seems to have taken to TWITter... better at that than football.

Throw a few of em in the port-a-potty and then push it over. I believe that happened to a Patriette fan a few years ago?

Mitchell should keep his overrated self quiet.

Maybe Mitchell should look in the mirror...cuz he does same AND he's an incredibly unprofessional meathead about it. This twitter crap makes them sound girls in high school.

J.P. LOLZman

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