Chalkie Gerzowski

by all means, bring in Troy Smith if you'd like to kick off another "Decade of Fail".

I believe he couldn't beat out Kyle Boller.... IS THAT THE ROFLCOPTER I HEAR?

if on tv, at least the drunks will provide some entertainment.

aren't there around 7-8k tickets remaining? LOL, who buys all of that up.

Once the nurses open up the bottles.

they may be approaching this with the concept of "diminishing returns". just throw the Cowher and Shanahan names out there, any team can do that... let's look proactive and determined to the fanbase. What's that? All of them laughed at us? Ok... Plan B... 400 pound Weis, maybe 800 pound Mangino, Billick... nope, none there.... ok let's move on down to the Haslett category.

Who bought his jersey? You go to the penalty box... you feel shame.

You can't lure Shanahan, so just go the GM route instead. They will f*** this up like they do everything else. I'm not interested in that tubalard...OC? fine... head coach? f*** no.

how about he doesn't play next week and Hardy and Steve Johnson get reps instead??? I KNOW, weird idea right?

How about all 10 of them?

Al Davis... probably Mike Brown and possibly the meatheadedness that is the Detroit Lions "braintrust"... ol Tapioca Ralphie is probably a half-step ahead.

how about Julie Andrews as the starting tailback in 2010?

HOME: Browns LOSS Steelers LOSS Lions WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Bears LOSS Titans or Jaguars LOSS Patriots LOLOSS Dolphins LOLOSS Jets LOSS AWAY: Ravens LOSS Bengals LOSS Packers LOSS Vikings LOSS Chiefs WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Patriots LULZLOLOSS Dolphins LOSS Jets LOSS aye Caramba 2-14

1,000 catches? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I'll take Andre Reed on my team instead of you any day. Mr. Fingernail clipping metrosexual wuss.

The bad news is the Eerie Co. Sheriff's dept. arresting 2,000 drunks next Sunday.

Maybe I should cut my toenails... maybe I'll go down as the weirdest free agent pickup in Buffalo sports history.

or you can keep him and he'll shoot a few people in Chokeland in February and then head off to San Quentin by the time the 2010 season starts.

Marv's all about drafting for character.

it's for the whole package... total idiot off the field, schlubbo on the field. blow the entire operation up

trade bait.

Indy has a TD.....buuuuuuuuuuahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa! Polian oughta take a dump at the 50-yard line next week.

blow it all up.

so afraid to just blow the whole thing up.

I hope it's nationally televised.

Next week, must loss against the Colts. I want Polian to go to the 50-yard line and give Ralphie a two-finger salute ala Bud Adams.