Chalkie Gerzowski

just give me the $315.00

Christian Ruuttu

Yes, we smashed more glassware... it was out of control. No one quieted down even when Buford T. Justice showed up.

ball bounced over 12 lanes, getting strikes on all of them.

half possible centaur.

Beats sitting in the freezer at Wegmans.

Hate to say it... I went to Ulrich's a month ago... turn left and get to the intersection of Washington and Virginia? I think it was Virginia... anyway I'm heading all the way down Washington to jump on the 190. Now, if I had decided to stay at the intersection of Washington and Virginia... and I had bowling ball, and I had someone set up 10 pins right at the end of Washington, right in front of the Sabres' arena... it's not out of the realm of possibility to get a 300.

If Chubs Gibbs becomes anymore pale he's going to turn a light shade of lavender.

any fat canadians get run over yet?

Whachoo talkin bout Willis?

he ran over an obese Canadian right when he threw the final strike for his 300. multi-tasking.

Isotope Field at Occidental Landing

Percentages are about the same... Detroit maxed at 2 million, now they are at about 900,000. Buffalo almost closed in on 600,000, now hovering at 270,000. Exact same percentage loss, or just right about at it... just a smaller scale. If ol Hank Ford wasn't turned down by the Buffalo city fathers for his upstart little car company back in 1902ish... how different things may be.

And a place I now refer to as "Lil' Detroit".

Google Maps/Streets provide a nice glass of cold water to the face.

I read he's an immobile, bed-ridden tubalard who wershes himself with a raaaaaaaag on a stick. Worked for Bart Simpson when he dreamed of being on disability.

I was in downtown Buffalo about 2 weeks ago. I could have set up 10 pins in front of Holy **** Buffalo's Cold Arena and launched a bowling ball in a southward direction from the intersection of Washington and Virginia and gotten a strike.

Put it next to the train station... Buffalo Central Terminal Field.

Bills vintage uniforms combined with the helmet in nucci's avatar = success. Sabres should just go back to their original uniforms with the tie-downs. That Sabres 3rd uniform for next year looks like some advertisement for an ice cream parlor.

Jets - Blair Thomas Patriots - Keith Sims Dolphins - Yatil Green Bills - Colts - Steve Emtman Texans - David Carr Titans - Pac Man Millipede Jones Jaguars - Jaxson de Ville Chargers - Ryan Leaf Raiders - J'Marcus Russell Broncos - Maurice Clarett Chiefs - Brodie Croyle Steelers - Tim Worley Ravens - Elvis Grbac Browns - Courtney Brown Bengals - David Klingler, Ki-Jana Carter, Akili Smith (3-way tie) Giants - Jarrod Bunch Cowboys - Mike Sherrard Eagles - Mike Mamula Redskins - Heath Bar Shuler Falcons - Aundray BRUCE! Saints - Johhnathan Sullivan Buccaneers - Ricky Bell Panthers - Sir Purr Rams - Alex Barron 49ers - Rashaun Woods Cardinals - Matt Leinart Seahawks - Brian BOZWorth and on occasion Rick Mirer Packers - Tony Roid Mandarich Bears - Rex Grossman Lions - Joey Harrington Vikings - Derrick Alexander

I remember him belting Al Car Toon in the game that clinched the division in 88.

steel-reinforced kneepads.

I enjoy watching the old games still. It's hard to believe there was a dominating team in town. Every Monday in the fall it was like... "ok, whose ass are we going to kick next Sunday?"

PUT...... THAT COFFEE........ DOWN!!!!!!!