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Chalkie Gerzowski

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  1. He would make a bad beer vendor. He couldn't work at the concessionaire. He is too slow on his feet to work as the parking attendant. He left? That is good stuff.
  2. It was said that he had knee and stomach injuries last year......would have to look into his health first.....
  3. DAT DOOD.......he can have his new MTV Cribs show shot from South Cheektowaga.
  4. Do the Cowboys have a defense like the Bills? They have Dat Phan at middle linebacker.....they also had Dat Dood.....maybe they will bring him back.
  5. Are you kidding? The man bleeds red, white and blue. He nearly had 4 heart attacks in the early 90s...... THIS IS IT ELIZABETH......!!!!! THIS IS THE BIG ONE!!!!!
  6. Looking forward to Drew next year.....should be able to catch the games vs Philly. Can't wait to see Bledsoe vs a Jim Johnson designed defensive scheme with the Eagles. Greggah Megaphone can probably craft a quality design with the Redskins.
  7. You need to go out and get your Cowboy gear. Discounted #11 Danny White jerseys are on ebay.....just rip off the "White" nameplate and start over.
  8. That navy star on the gray helmet is shedding a tear tonight.
  9. Is the Dallas line any good? I remember they were many moons ago.
  10. And I would bet that somewhere in the Philadelphia suburbs, the Eagles D Coordinator is streaking his neighborhood with a cheesesteak in tow..... THIS IS MY TEAM DAMMIT!!!!!!! oH Wait..... >>>>this over here, this my team...... Praise be to God.
  11. I think why he will do real well when he throws dem passes to Jason Wheaton......Meshawns Johnson......Uh Terri Glenn? John Quincy Adams Morgan.
  12. I expect to see some ESPN hilites of pat-pat-pat.....fumble-fumble-fumble.
  13. Phil Rumore.....now that is one sick f***er. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Rot in hell, ****. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:
  14. Not only do the politicians sux0r, but so do the sportswriters. Nothing can go right up there anymore.
  15. Dolphin fan.....musical one hit wonder. Had Dan Marino in a video one time......threw the ball, hit Rucker in the nootz.....Marino started screaming at Jerry Markbreit. Circa 1995?
  16. Raided Catholic? The Inquisition show up at your house?
  17. Lawyer: Address him as "your honor"..... Curly: It was like this, my honor..... Lawyer: Judge: The court understands..... Curly: Thanks Judgy Wudgy, you're a pal!!!! Judge:
  18. It is a London Knights syndrome. Not sure I buy into it.....the Sabres thought their former defenseman prospect Dennis Wideman was part of the London system.....I do believe that Wideman is putting up some fine numbers in his rookie AHL season this year, in the St. Louis Blues system.
  19. Ah lahk dem French Frahd pataters..........mmmmmmmhhhmmmmmmmm!
  20. Ah hahd mah plate uh schcrapple earlier tuhday...... Gahd Blesh Pennsyltucky!!!!!!!
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