Chalkie Gerzowski

Kick the crap out of the discount security staff, then kick the crap out of the Patriette fans.

That along with white t-shirted beer guts with plaid shorts and dress socks, preferably midnight blue or black.....along with a beaten up pair of dress shoes that you have stained painting the house on 2 occasions and haven't worn to work since the spring of 1973. Oh, and you are cutting the lawn, preferably on Union Road, just before the sun goes down, so you can impress all the passers-by. You still have black rimmed glasses circa 1966.....not as trendy as those from today.....There may even be a small bottle of Utica Club sitting on the front porch....for ambience. Good ol Beer Battered Buffalo

The Cardinals move into a new stadium next year, so scratch them off the list of candidates. The Colts, I believe, have the funding necessary for a new stadium? Don't they have the green light to start that project? So, Minnesota, San Diego and New Orleans are up in the air on new stadium projects.

And that swarthy rat that oversees the NBA was a lawyer that helped the process along of the Braves heading to San Diego.

Damn, beat me to it. There is a wide selection in the back alleys of Hertel Avenue.

Maybe people in Buffalo watch a lot of tv. Might be why the place looks like ass.

Swerski

The Buffalo Malaise head coach Jimmy Carter leads his troops onto the field.....

BUFFALO SOULJAH!!!!!

The game @ Green Bay, 1997? DOH!

Bring in Tony Hunter for a look.

NFC East 1. Philadelphia - Easy schedule.....headaches from TO or not, they will win the division. Too much talent compared to the rest of the division. 2. Dallas - By default 3. NY Giants - Tough team to get a read on 4. Washington - Gibbs shouldn't have bothered. NFC North 1. Minnesota - Tice will have screwups, but on paper, this team looks great. Will it mesh, or will Banjo Boy Tice really foul it up? 2. Detroit - Harrington has to step it up. He only has 40 targets to throw to. Watch for Kevin Jones, big year. 3. Green Bay - Slowly but surely, they are falling apart. 4. Chicago - Will Rex get the hook? NFC South 1. Carolina - Delhomme was solid, but need to avoid injuries. Could make noise in the playoffs. 2. Atlanta - Nice D, now Ron Mexico has to get things going. Possible wildcard team. 3. Tampa Bay - Flip a coin between these guys and New Orleans, but I would go with Gruden over Haslett any day. 4. New Orleans - Odd team. Offensive stars, but they falter. Haslett is one odd bird. Nice draft.....not. NFC West 1. It doesn't 2. really matter 3. cause this 4. division sucks AFC West 1. San Diego - I think Wade gets a bunch of mileage out of the D again, Ladanian is arguably the best RB.....passing game ain't bad either. 2. Kansas City - Some improvements on the D? Always waiting to see that happen. If the Padre can't go, Larry Johnson filled in well. Trent Green might be the most underrated QB in the game. Good downfield targets, and always a great OLine. 3. Oakland - Back to the Lamonica days of downfield bombs? Collins may end up with 40 touchdown passes and 40 interceptions. LJordan improve the running game? Line is improving. How bout the D? 4. Denver - Bottom may be about to fall out here. Weird draft, defense is kinda weak. Passing game is on and off. Better hope Tatum Bell provides a good ground game. AFC South 1. Indianapolis - It is all about the D, if it shows up. 2. Houston - Adequate offense, maturing young players there. Always seems to be a team that gives the opposition trouble. Addition of Buchanon should help. 3. Jacksonville - Plenty of injuries. Leftwich is game but he seems to be beaten up all the time. Doesn't always help with Fragile Fred in the backfield. Good D line. 4. Tennessee - Wheels are finally coming off here. Way over the cap and slashed like mad. Can't imagine McNair surviving another season. China shop running back....talented but breakable. AFC North 1. Baltimore - It is all up to Kyle Boller....the pieces are in place for a long playoff run. 2. Cincinnati - Just eeking out above Pittsburgh. Palmer looked good down the stretch. Good offense. Rudi will carry the rock, CJ is good for 90 catches, and TJ WhoseYourDaddy is an up and comer. Slowly improving D. 3. Pittsburgh - Sophomore swoon for Roth? He played too much like a caretaker in the 2nd half of last season. Burress wasn't real spectacular, but he wasn't really replaced. Is the Bus bound to have a flat tire? Duce Staley ran into injury problems. The D has to carry the load a bit more this year. 4. Cleveland - Going to take Crennell a few years to iron things out. AFC East 1. New England - Bastages! Can't discount what they can still accomplish until someone knocks them off. They will still find a way to win enough games to win the division. 2. NY Jets - Bastages! They find a way with the NOOGE, to beat the Bills to a wildcard spot. Enough pieces are in place to field a quality. Curtis Martin, when will he ever slow down? 3. Buffalo - It needs a little more seasoning. So close, but a bit too far. 4. Miami - Right where they belong.

One can hope that the Big Dig falls apart. Aren't there leaks in the walls?

And a college student in this area supposedly went missing on April 15th.....(didn't pay the taxman)...... but he looks like a poor, white trash burnout from Dazed and Confused. You see, he isn't some Southern Fried Baptist, bugeyed WASP, overly religious SUV driving nimrod from Atlanta. He somehow isn't granted immediate attention, because he doesn't carry enough media "value". No offense to those here in Atlanta......you're prolly not bugeyed.

If bugeyes means "normal", then ok. She should receive a swift kick in the ass from all 600 guests. What is with these southern girls and their stories? Susan Smith???

These commercials sure make the King look a little light in the loafers.

They're not stupid, just soused.

Only a 6 day NFL career.

Go with the end zone.....222. If you have enough beer, then you can go do a dance on top of the dugout suites.....

It's all part of moving the team to Batavia.

Mitch Frerotte.....both from Pittsburgh.

Judging from your picture, you look like a rather quick, agile fellow. What is your 40 time?

People in Buffalo have been browbeaten into the concept of low expectations. Look at who they elect to "lead" them. OH NO, WE IS ALL OUT OF TOILET PAPER!

No talk about the players drafted.....awful..... But that's ok.....let's get Tubsy Reid on there and have Trey Wingo want to polish TO's knob. Now THAT is an ESPN Classic. The jumped the shark sports network......move over MTV, we're taking over in the style category!

No......not a chance. I understand the selection, but turning the keys over to Don Beebe Jr.? Rodney Harrison could turn this kid into tomato puree with one solid shot.