Chalkie Gerzowski

They (Buffalo sports) had to keep up the tradition of moving a marquee name for scraps. Dominik Hasek for Slobba Kozlov. (Albeit Kozlov is doing well in Atlanta, he was just a big poosay being traded from Detroit). Has Moulds said that he will "always be a Texan?" yet?

Is he as bad as Drew Rosenjoke? I thought he was Mould'sziz personal banker, healer, rolfer, spiritual guider. Don't all NFL players have their own little Dalai Lama?

4-12 baby! But the tailgating will once again kick ass.

He's stuck somewhere in the southwest, with a briefcase belonging to an Anthony Soprano.

The Bills also acquire WR Kevin Finnerty off of the Tex0rs practice squad.

That's a scary lineup.

Any good WRs?

They can select Froderick Flunkley of South Florida Junior College. "A fine young man, with a high motor."

Who do you think we are, f****** Al Qaeda? The REAL best line of the movie was about the figureine of Steve Austin's boss.

Port-a-Potties

His next fight is scheduled to take place behind Bethlehem Steel.

Classic Sol Rosenberg at the age of 8.

Probably on the road, in Miami. Where else are the Bills allowed to play a Monday night game?

I think it was Scott Mitchell.

You should have said younger than 25. Schoenfeld didn't do a whole hell of a lot of fighting after the trip to the 75 finals.

I certainly consider it. How much is Walker making?

He had a nice career but it doesn't seem like such a big deal. His poosay agent is making it easy to say "so long".

Agreed. Ottawa better do their traditional crap the bed in the playoffs routine. I have a bad feeling Ottawa took that out of the script this year.

They had it coming.

I understand the dynamic. If the parents knew about this and did nothing, it is unfortunate this guy didn't pick them off first. What's worse these days, the parents or the kids?

Less schmaltz, a little more substance, but similar results? Could this team actually not make the playoffs for the entire decade? That would be an unfortunate first. Even though they barely squeaked out an appearance in the 70s. The post season drought is glaring. Darick Holmes and Tim Tindale ruling the roost in the last playoff victory. I am willing to give Gramps and Jauron as much time as they need. Just PLEASE!!!!!! Do the rebuild correctly.

So is the obligatory response.

I was lucky enough to have Mike Williams (OT) actually develop, AND I retained the services of one Jonas Jennings. The drafting of All-Pro, All-Universe Offensive Guard Alex Elliott has gone a long way in solidfying the offensive line. My offense is so good, I let JP take the controls one year, and I believe he threw over 80 touchdown passes. Barely rushed the ball at all. Willis McGahee was injured most of the year and Fred Fraud Taylor stepped in admirably. Believe it or not, Mark Campbell was a major receiving threat over the middle. I dispatched the aging Eric Moulds and went with a tandem of Lee Evans and Brett Drake. Another year I allowed Willis McGahee to carry the load and then some, to a tune of over 3,000 rushing yards. I don't think a guy driving around in a beat up Ford Taurus can comprehend the utter greatness that was or is his team.

The Buffalo Bills are undefeated in the last 4 years on my watch. JP Losman has developed into one of the top QBs in all of football, shattering Dan Marino's single season record for touchdown passes. He has lead the team to 4 consecutive Super Bowl Victories. Mike Meathead Mularkey is solidifying himself a spot in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

The tailgating will still be good.