Chalkie Gerzowski

For some of you eldsters out there, what were the roads (Abbott, Milestrip, Big Tree, etc.) like in 1973?

Do you think you could drive around Violet from Willy Wonka? I didn't think so either.

1977 against the new england patriettes......without consulting Relentless I remember the score 20-7 patriettes*. Jim Braxton had the Bills td but for some reason used to think it was Roosevelt Leaks. Always thought OJ was in the game but he busted up his knee a week or two prior to that. Game was boring, attendance was dismal. Let's not forget that horrid scoreboard with the worst replays in history. I was only 6, I don't remember much from the game.

Too bad Marshawn wasn't around back in the day...he could have had himself a cameo appearance on the Brady Bunch. Parlaying wit and wisdom to a cocky upstart like Greg who changed his stripes to football after throwing his baseball career down the drain when he didn't listen to Don Drysdale.

Ah, I think this has Cedric Benson written all over it. boat DUI - check car DUI - check walk down Vegas street and send a right hook to Javon Walker - check M1Abrams - maybe Continental Airlines soon to be mothballed planes? - jackpot

Classy poster, get well.

7 stitches are costly.

Damn

Ralphie's gonna drop an Erie Co. phone book on the floor and Kimbertub will turn around quickly and the case will be thrown out.

are you in north Baltimore, or north of Baltimore?

Most people you know have a DUI? Maybe you could move to a less DUI-infested place?

Ralph: I I I took Marshawn up to the City Hall observatory for his LASIK, cause I can't see..........so good........... You went to see Dr. Clark.... yeah, but he's an a*****e, I didn't see so good from the HSBC Tower.

Ralph staring at Bills secretary Penny Irving.........."I can see plenty from here!!!"

you can really taste the TURTLE!!! or something....... Ralph Wilson, June 14, 2008.

Ralph Young Mr. Grace Wilson Ralph, Ralph, Ralph!!!! Wake up Sir, is it Monday?

James Hardy??? NO WAY!

BYOB, what is this, Pennsylvania?

Delaware is a football factory.

Being in Maryland there hasn't been much talk about the Ravens. Who is the QB? Kyle Boller or Joe Flak Jacket? How's that OLine? How long till Willis complains about going to Giant and getting a box of frozen crab cakes and playing Madden, holed up in his Catonsville townhouse.

Cmon, he hit a Canadian, let's not get all riled up now.

let's see, boat, car..............how bout train next time? Commandeer a Norfolk and Southern with a bottle of JD?

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Cut him. Fast Freddy! If that doesn't work, give Sean Doctor a call.

Atlanta - The NFL's dead end.

Mourning Dove Is that going to be McGahee's expression the next time the knee turns to jello?