Long time lurker.
A couple weeks ago, a poster referred to Jauron as "the scarecrow" and it got me thinking.
If you remember the movie, part of this song is sung by Dorthy, so I've noted who sings what.
Enjoy.
Sung to the tune of “If I Only Had a Brain”
scarecrow video
(Scarecrow )
I could coach well for three hours, silence all the doubters
Make some bold and brilliant calls
And my name they’d all be cheerin’ while
the other teams were fearin’
If I only had some balls
I’d unravel every scheme of each opposing team
Drive their coaches up the walls
(Dorthy)
With plays that aren’t foolhardy
You could be the next Lombardi
If you only had some balls
(Scarecrow )
Oh, I could tell you why We’ll look good on Sunday
I could say some things to Ralph I shouldn’t say
But when I’d win, it’d be OK
If I could face my fears, fans wouldn’t be in tears
And jumpin’ off the Falls
I could win the Super Bowl, have a record like Chuck Noll
If I only had some balls.
THE WIZARD OF OZ SOUNDTRACK LYRICS
If I only had a brain
