Chandler#81

No coincidence ‘the Pill’ was introduced soon after. My Mom said getting pregnant then was the only way Not to get pregnant for the next 9 months..

In addition, toss in a very likely jump in Cap allowance going forward from the new 10 year CBA the owners rammed through recently. Most pundits were surprised how low the increase was this year (a couple Mil$). For the owners to make a 10 year commitment while handing out a few hundred k$ padding per player, tells me they fully expect to Ca$h in on new streaming services the likes of which will dwarf their previously staunch alliance with DTV. Add in an extra regular season game & 2 more playoff teams and I’m fairly sure we’ll have little problem offering 2nd contracts to our best rookie performers. “Our focus is to Draft good players and keep them.” -B. Beane

Many, if not most of us, enjoyed bantering with him here as much as he did. Thank you for sharing this sad news with us. Peace to you and your family.

So you hijack a thread to hedge 2.5 spots? Way to hang it out there, GB.

This one hurts. Thank you Mike, for many wonderful memories!

Happy B’day! Here’s some wacky tobaccy for you, @Wacka

It’s Jimmy from up the street.

Love the team, but frankly, the biggest piece from last year was the schedule. Its a missing piece now.

...and I was hooked for Life. THANK YOU!!

WARNING This Den mother has had it with bogus threads. Going forward they all get a time out. Carry on.

WhatTH & WhoTH are you talking about? WTF!?!

COME ON, MAN!!

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Very possibly not of his choosing either..

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Not with that handle, Buckwheat.

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Yeah, it’s not exclusive, just odd. I’m not sure there’s room on the roster now for a never-has-been CFLer.. Nice story though, from yesteryear. Nah, he’s needed DOWNFIELD!

Maybe it’s just me, but carving little penis’s overseas kinda disqualifies him..

Unfortunately, no. We have tried sacrificing a virgin to that end, but none could be found...

Thrilled! I figured he wouldn’t be signed back, but thrilled he is. Rewatching last years games, he’s very adept at running. i should know better than to take anything C.Biscuit97 says seriously..?‍♂️ So, fully expecting RayRay to surrender his uni#, our WRs are #s 10, 14, 15, 16 & 19? With the QB wearing 17? Hell, give McCloud #13 and the highly likely rookie 18. That’ll just leave 11 & the retired #12 not on the roster. Gone are days of 80 & 83. Lofton/Reed Moulds/Price

So how does it feel to have no friends?

By now I’m sure you’re aware Mr & Mrs Hanks are well on their way to full recovery, cracking jokes, singing and offering words of encouragement. Taking my cue from this, I have a solution. Everybody line up at the pharmacy and get a shot -of COVID-19! Obviously quarantine the aged & pre-existing Heath scenarios against it, but everyone else! Get dosed! Not some lameass lab concoction that may have an affect. Gimme the Good Stuff! Everybody take just 2 weeks off, then we’re all back to normal. It’s how we treat the flu every year. But instead of giving small doses to build the inevitable immunity, hit me with your best shot! In 2 short weeks, I’m both healthy & immune. I’ll gladly trade 10-14 days of the Hershey Runs to be in Yankee Stadium for Opening Day on schedule! Just following the advice of the fearless Orange Leader, Don’t let the Cure be worse than the Condition.