Chandler#81

I’d prefer not to play Pittsburgh following a loss but I think they’re a paper tiger anyway..

No, no, no! It’s when your Grandad marries his side chick at your Grammas’ wake. *Poof* Instant Gram.

Mostly agree, but I’ll take a SB Safety in OT.

Also the Brass finally figuring out how best to use the players they have in a Covid-impacted season. Definitely encouraging as we enter the final stretch!

It’s absolutely true. Ask ANY NFL player, coach or Exec. One Playoff Win in 3 out of 4 seasons is all you need for a successful season? Yeeesh!🤦‍♂️ You can take the garbage out too, while you’re at it.

Finally! A week I don’t have to fiddle fart around with freezing feeds from less than reputable streaming services. -I Mean- SOME people won’t have to..

32 teams start off every single season with ONE measure of a ‘successful season’. Win the last game played. Nothing has changed.

Post of the Year candidate!

A ‘Pete Metzalars’ is a toy I’ve wanted since Allen was Drafted. Gabe has good hands and the ‘feel’ for the game, but definitely lacks ‘Want To’. We thought you did! Honestly, not me. We got all amped up for a Canadian Walk On, but hes’ simply been disappointing.

It’s OK, Tyree. So did I. Can’t envision him here in Blo still. Tredavios White has been a great consolation prize.

Yo, Grinch! He doesn’t Stink, Stank Stunk! I still hold out hope for the Angry young man. Going from QB to TE on a team of college football stars would be a challenge for anyone and he’s shown enough progress to earn an NFL job while teasing brilliance at times. For me, and all us Cindy Lu Hu’s, we believe he’s earned a third full year of experience. ‘We’ will hold off being Mean One’s until then.

Loved the white face masks introduced last Turkey Day. Wish they’d make it a full time change.

Ditto. Beasley going in motion from right to left, crossing in front of Allen then immediately circles back deep around him at the snap said ‘this is new!’ Stephon Diggs makes every coach’s play calling their best.

😲🤔👍

While I don’t play them, I’ve (well, Santa) bought many games & consoles through the years as gifts. I think they’ve had a remarkable healing effect for many people this year self-quarantining. So there’s that.

How do explain constantly trying to grow that nasty beard?

Ridiculous, bordering absurd. Then again, everyone’s trying to cope..🤷‍♂️

Point taken and post amended to Apollo. Thanks👍

“Hey! It’s Christmas!”

Ha! It’s only 3 paragraphs. It ain’t That long. We’ve certainly seen worse. Thank you, Brother Gunner. Bless you, my Son.😉

I’m becoming more convinced Josh Allen isn’t real -that is, human. He’s a spirit, a specter or wraith of some unknown origin. Certainly, he’s a pasty looking, Justin Bieber loving, Amish wannabe.. But Sunday afternoon, the color in the faces of My son and me drained watching him writhe in pain and seeing the truly gruesome replay -a scene often repeated with the inevitable terrible prognosis that follows. During the ensuing commercial, we opined how the 2021 Josh Allen will most likely be a far different, less explosive version from this now lost season going forward. Witnessing Barkley’s lone play served as the eulogy to 2020. The reality of the situation was just setting in when the game returns from commercial showing a spry, bouncing man-child on the sideline, ready to rejoin the huddle! (was that a halo over his head or just the suns reflection??😳) Son & I looked at each other wide eyed and mouths agape! This unreal episode followed up the earlier cheapass ‘potato smash’ he received from the Raiders -an injury which would put every one of us out of commission for at least a year! Sell the golf clubs and yard tools. But Hercules -er, Josh didn’t miss a friggin play. Even the evil-intentioned helmet to elbow smash on his throwing arm in ‘18 only aided the progression in his play! We've all been mesmerized by the other-worldly antics we’ve had a front row seat to witness. Kelly bowed to the new Boy King faster than Ed Sheeran to Himesh Patel in the mystical Beatle farce ‘Yesterday’. A crown egocentric Jimbo never wanted to relinquish. Consider for a moment his path to the NFL. Only Holy Roller Kurt Warner comes close in the past 75 years to a more unbelievable road to hoe to arrive in the NFL, yet Kal-El -I mean Josh- knew he’d be this comparably better very early on by out running trains and hurling pumpkins hundreds of yards while growing up on Ma & Pa Kent- I mean Allen’s farm. It’s a sports headline grabbing tale only diminished by Josh’s very Clark’s ‘aw shucks’ facade. His 4th Quarter comebacks, his innate ability to will a must have 3rd & long completion and his jaw-dropping passes which can be HEARD on television only begin to tell the story. Just 2 more wins and he’ll be in sole possession of 4th place for most wins by a Bills QB behind the other three ‘J’s of Buffalo sports lore, Jackie, Joe & Jimbo -and he’ll accomplish this is under 3 seasons! Is he Rasputin reincarnated? As mere mortals, witless to the acts of the supernatural, we vainly attempt to rationalize the phenomena by discrediting what we think we see, alluding to other mitigating factors or projecting lame comparisons. One need look no further than the pages of The Stadium Wall for concurrence. The more enlightened among us may be more open to other possible narratives at play here, but I suspect none have the courage to vocalize the truly unexplainable openly. As a Quarterback, is he faster than a speeding bullet? Able to leap tall linebackers with a single bound? More powerful than Defensive linemen? If not, He’s damn close! No other QB has ever won NFLN’s Angry Run award. None should. He’s done it twice. In 2 years! He’s become a regular AFCPOTW. He’s filling up pages in the teams record books in passing, pass efficiency and QB rushing/rushing TDs. Apollo-I mean Josh has already stamped his name in NFL records and a complete wing devoted to his exploits is in design stages. Is he for real? Can He actually lead us to the Promised Land and win a Super Bowl with him at QB? We’re Bills fans. THIS isn’t supposed to happen for us. A million of us have died not witnessing a championship since we built a stadium over ancient Indian burial grounds. But we KNOW 🎼‘something’s happening here, what it is ain’t exactly clear’. His beloved Grandma dies unexpectedly and we all quickly donate over a $half million bucks to a charitable cause as if we’re compelled. So I encourage you all today to put on your most dowdy @BADOLBILZ scarf and doff your @ScottLaw negative caps and cynically ask yourself ‘Have the supernatural Football Gods we ALL believe exist finally bestowed upon us a Magi Gift? A savior born to unto us? Redemption?’ Hey! Its Christmas! Stranger things have happened! Go Bills!

That’ll do it. But.. i read right here it was all Allens’ fault. From many posters. In many threads. So.. Great post! Ya lucky bastard!

Kevin Harlan & Jaws (Jaworski) are calling the game on Westwood One. Great to listen to pros.

It’s one of -if not his BEST EVER- Call!