Chandler#81

As usual, so unnecessary..🤦‍♂️

One aspect notably missing so far this year is a patented Josh Allen Come From Behind victory. With 2 exceptions (Tennessee, Jax), we either blow out our opponents OR are too far behind to make happen. I hope he still carries this magic -just in case..

We’re gonna win tonight! I feel it and my new secret method tells me so. 😉 Weather be damned! WILL IT! Make it so.

Noted on the RedZone channel yesterday; 25 of the 32 NFL teams have 5 wins or more through the first 12 weeks for the 1st time in pro football history. We’re one of those teams and like most teams this year, we’ve contributed to other teams reaching this mark. EQUALITY -not Parity- is entrenched in the League. The Joy vs. Misery is palpable in WNY and finds us looking up in the Division to the hated Patriots*, just ahead of tonight’s mega-matchup at HOME on MNF! Yet again, Mother Nature will stamp her presence on the festivities with game time temps near freezing and gale winds with monster gusts prevalent throughout the day and game. (Dome anyone?) It’s the 1st game throughout the remainder of the season we’ll be without the services of the irrepressible, irreplaceable Tre’davious White, lost to a serious injury on Thanksgiving. Weather, injuries & mental funks aside, it’s December and there are no more excuses. Win or die. To Hell with obstacles, FIND A WAY! Simply put, the Pats* are a quality team. The crap they were forced to deal with last season (Covid opt outs, Brady departing late in the offseason & a washed up Cam) are history. They have very good interior line play to go along with capable skill positions, strong ST’s and HOF coaching. They’ll be a challenge for the foreseeable future. One can argue the jury is still out on their formulaic rookie QB, but he’s currently only tasked with not turning the ball over while eating clock. For us, it’s about fundamentals -as it always is.. Make them earn everything, minimize penalties and turnovers -and For God’s Sake, keep ‘McKittrick’ away from the ball! Idgaf how few t/o’s he’s officially credited with, he’s too small to effectively protect the ball and is a disaster waiting to happen in a cold, windy, snowy night game. Allen must be judicious. Only throw passes the elements can’t affect, protect the ball to the point of taking sacks, don’t attempt ‘read throws’ -where you and the receiver try to guess what the other will do- and be an encouraging influence on teammates. The Mafia will take care of the rest. Happy Holidays! Go BILLS!

🤦‍♂️CTFD. Nowhere close to the biggest game in the series. Not even in the same universe. This is merely a midseason game. No playoff spots will be awarded for the winner, the loser is still very much in the hunt. For a little much needed perspective, these teams played in the 1st ever AFL Playoff game in 1963, forced when we ended the season tied. Pats* won decisively then got blown out by San Diego in the title game. The ‘64 season finale between us decided the Eastern Division title where we went on to dethrone the Chargers for our 1st Championship. They were our chief rival the following season as we won Back to Back League titles. OJ rushed for over 450 yards in the 2 games in ‘73, enroute to 2000 yards in 14 games -still unmatched! In the strike-shortened/Scab-ball season of ‘87, we needed only to beat them in the season finale to make the playoffs. They beat us 14-6. We would go on to win 5 of the next 6 Division titles. Last season was the 1st time ever we swept the Division with the closest game being the 1st one with them, where Justin Zimmer stripped the ball from Cam Newton late to secure the win. Your table is ready, Sir.

Die beotches! Oh. you meant… nevermind..

Ask @Gugny. Left pant leg first, then right. Left foot in left sock first, then right. Left arm in sleeve first, then right..

‘nother example f Trash in, Trash out. 🤷‍♂️

A million$ a month? Holy Snikeys!😳😲

My money’s on you @SlimShady'sSpaceForce. Josh is wearing a throwback cap in his interview -which routinely is the logo the team wears for the next game. Bills PR group -Take a lap!

what you’ve done for us lately is hijack the thread and bore the living hell out of us. Please give it a break.

What’s the score? Not near a tv..

No, you really won’t. 🤦‍♂️

Alright, who’s the funny guy who left the asylum door unlocked?

Seriously, quit while you’re only a little behind. You’ll never reach ‘ahead’.

Simply ridiculous -as are most of your contributions. Consider yourself encouraged to exclude yourself from posting your ‘little expectations’. 🤦‍♂️

Never wonder why I gave up my season tickets and moved to Florida in ‘96. I WILL return for a Super Bowl parade though!

Jesus H. Christ!🤬

If nothing else, he’s earned the nickname ‘Drumstick’.

🤣 Jaw-dropping. We’ve seen Diggs in training camp grunt hard when he makes moves like this. It isn’t easy. He’s incredible! @YoloinOhio I’m thankful you’re a Bills fan! I’ll talk to Scott about getting you a raise!😉

I suspect you aren’t long for here. I have a nose for these sort of things.. Well, cry me a river. By now, Everyone knows someone afflicted with the virus who’s had lasting effects -be it senses (smell/taste/feeling) or still feeling run down. Simply because some people seem to recover very well doesn’t mean those who haven’t are any less. How ‘bout rather than crap on him, you think about what the Bills can actually do at this point in the season to remedy the situation on the field? It’s a dilemma for sure. If we kick Dawkins inside, who’s better to replace him on Josh’s blind side without crippling the right side? We’ve seen your predictions. Now I’m confused how we won. More than a few Noobs are actually reincarnations of previously banned crapnoodles. Just like ‘the Law’, it takes us a while to figure them out. But once we do, we go on an ass-bootin’ frenzy. Y’all are encouraged to share your suspicions in this regard. See above. If indeed you’ve had ST’s since ‘61, then you know Bart Starr made a HOF career out of play-action throws on 3rd & short🤦‍♂️. I have no idea why we called a timeout on the other play..🤷‍♂️

Dammit, Coach! I could have told you this in preseason! Actually, I did!

Watching the game with my son whe HE COMES ON! Drop kicking Josh Allen! (not really - him jumping. Off a port-o-let at the Jaguar playoff game in wrestling regalia)!

Never more wrong, ya sick bastard! But, Hey! Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🍁!

Happy Thanksgiving!