Chandler#81

Holiday hangovers are a beotch!

I thought you fell down! 🤣

‘Tis the Season!

🖕 (succinct enough for ya, chowderhead?🙄)

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🎸🎼 War is Over, If you WANT it War is over Now-ow-OW-ow! SCREEEEEEEEEEECH! <needle dragged off the record!> Screw that! Christmas is over! The WAR has just begun! I hate everything about Bawstin! Their stupid accent, the Bruins/RedSawx/Celtics, Boston cream pie.. Everything! But NONE more than the Cheatriots* I hate their coach, their owner, every one of their players EVER, their fans and even their uniforms! Normally, I personally couldn’t care less what the game means in the standings. I want Carnage! Mangled up players, bleeding fans. Cops on horseback swingin’ billy clubs! Burn down Beantown! -that’s MY motto! As for this game, it’s rematch city, Division Title at stake, Playoffs at stake! On the road at our arch-enemy! It don’t git no bigger! Yes, we could lose yet win our final 2 games against inferior teams and still make the Dance. But this AFC EAST is now OUR Title to lose! We rose up. We dethroned the bastards. It’s Ours! We will fight to the death to raise our flag yet again! Both armies have key pieces missing from their arsenal. Both have been battered some in the long, grueling campaign -a theater of war we hope never rises in our lifetime again. But that’s just part of the #Battle360. This is about what the armies assembled there do on the battlefield. Big guns in the ground offensive! Bombing from overhead aerial assaults! Submarines blowing up battle plans! Right on down to Hand to Hand combat! Leave it ALL on the battlefield. WIN or DIE! VICTORY or defeat. 1 battle, 1 opportunity. 1 shot at Glory. Today. In New Britain. Slap on your camy, your foliage, your war paint. THIS IS WAR!

So, does the Browns loss help us any should we lose tomorrow?

Can’t we all just get along?

Shut up, ya gotdamn rabble-rouser. You get COAL!

Take it somewhere else, pantywaist! I hope you asked Santa for a PAIR.. 🤦‍♂️🎄🎁

BAH HUMBUG!

Bah HUMBUG!

Who are you? Cindy Lou Hoo? “Why are you taking my Christmas tree? Why?”

Moderating doesn’t take holidays. The job is never done. All good.

Thank You. To you and yours as well, Mupster! Birthday dinner?!? OMG! Are you.. Jesus??

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, on this solemn occasion, to pay tribute to the latest attempt to bring a title to the beleaguered followers of this God-forsaken NFL franchise.. It must be said here, this was a most valiant effort, engineered by two young and bright minds with no previous ties to the Hellish annual 10 months of dark winter that is Western New York. Their Chosen One, the brightest of stars, was selected to lead the forlorn city to great heights never before realized, only to fall victim yet again to the POX cursed upon these poor souls from demons beyond. Soon, they -as the countless others who proceeded them, will leave for greener pastures where the Gods indeed smile. No such honor can be bestowed on these poor, wretched souls, unworthy though they may be.. Peace be with you. Amen.

We’re so fuggin’ fugged! I guess it serves us right for pissing away the season, waiting for the playoffs. Jake Kumerow starting? Just end the misery now..🤦‍♂️😢

Ef new Britain

I think he’ll follow in Jack Kemp’s footsteps and enter politics when he’s done playing.

Josh graduated Suma ***** lode from the Sean McDermott School of Extranious Verbiage to Say Nothing.

‘Preciatecha! I will. 🤦‍♂️

I’m not going through 30+ pages (half of which have deleted posts). Just listened to McDermotts’ Presser and usual, he said absolutely nothing. Is it fair to say he could be back for this game? Others who’ve tested positive on a Tuesday returned by Sunday.. Obvi depending on vax status.

Dome or Buffalo sucks. WAIT!… nevermind 🤦‍♂️

There’s another old saying, children shouldn’t even be seen, let alone heard from.