Chandler#81

PTSD? WTF? CTFD. It’s a sports analogy. Children are starving in Biafra, but Pats* fans are filling up on Humble pie. Our Ground forces chewed up the crafty Defense that lay before them but our Aerial Bombing Attack destroyed their position. See the difference?

I know we’re just one week removed from the Regular Season, but I’m spoiled rotten. I want my eyes soaking in every game at critical junctures-and I want it NOW, Dammit! Watching this snooze fest Tampa-Philly eyesore is killin’ me. Yes, I hate everything Brady, but it’s not a competitive game and it’s the only one on. Mind you, I’m so old (How old Are you, Chandler?), I cut my teeth on the NFL in the late 50’s/early 60’s with only 2 games on a black & white tv every Sunday. I LIVED for highlight shows the following Saturdays. 1970 brought the advent of MNF which shook up the world! Now? Thursday night, double-header MNF games and very soon quadruple Sunday games with nearly half the season featuring foreign games. But RZ is next level and has made me a junkie for eye-filling Leaguewide viewing. Boring game? You’ll only see RedZone plays. Exciting out of market games? You’ll see every scoring drive for 7 hours every Sunday. Playoffs have become a huge letdown in this regard and we have 9 months before RZ returns. I NEED a fix, Man! I’m Hurtin’!

In a word, Judicious.

YES! POST of the Thread -and the greatest Postgame Thread Ever!

She’s taller than the chick we’re talking about. C’mon man. 😅

Damn. Wish you would have asked earlier. I just banned those f***ers. 🤷‍♂️

A Lifetime Achievement Angry Run sceptor? That’s deserving and AWESOME! Giterdone, Kyle! A couple morons. I’ve already collected up their fan cards and tbd memberships. We good😉👍 I dunno. I just saw him sitting on a street corner, holding a cardboard sign and a tin can..

I think it’s a reporter from ESPN. It was a quick clip so not sure. His GF is taller feel better to get that off your chest? Yes, yes I do.

AMAZING!

We’ve had good Wild Card Playoff games, great Wild Card Playoff games and a couple clunkers. But we’ve never had a Wild Card Playoff game like this! The Ultimate Unicorn was sensational! Discuss.

Hyde tripped over 53’s feet or he’d have Housed it!

OH MY GOD!!!

Pats* haven’t reached the 25 returning kicks yet. Good strategy, Bill! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!🤣

INCREDIBLE!!

I know I do!

TOUCHDOWN!!!

My name is Micah!

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son..

More Kyle. His spirit is alive in the locker room!

Our reputation precedes us.

Agreed. Can’t have repeat of last week’s performance and hope to survive. Gotta give Allen time and gotta catch the ball.

Strategy.

I am. Beautiful 69 degree day here in north Florida!