Where do I begin?
Precision route runner (ala Beasley)
Glue fingertips (ala Diggs)
Toe-taping extraordinaire (ala Baryshnikov)
Outstanding blocker (ala Robert Woods)
Perfect PK holder (ala Frank Reich)
Ever reliable, regardless of injury (ala no one else)
Every smallish kid in WNY was “BOBBY CHANDLER!” when playing football in the neighborhood (ala me)
oh, and he’s a Slut! (ala @Gugny)