Chandler#81

“Josh Allen did this!” “Josh Allen did That!” “Did you see what Josh Allen did??” Sports media has been hyper ALL WEEK about our guy. Setting new team & league records on a weekly basis. Sure, it’s great to hear everybody lauding our QB. But I’m gonna go in a different direction. Here’s a few new standards he’s set that never happened before: *He threw a 60 yard pass that took just 2.5 seconds from his hand to Coleman’s hands. Hardest throw over that distance ever recorded. *1st QB ever with multiple 5 game rushing touchdown streaks. *1st QB in NFL history with multiple 25+ Passing TD’s and 10+ Rushing TD’s seasons *1 game shy of scoring 30 or more points consecutively to set another all time standard. *1st player ever in NFL history to record multiple Pass TDs, multiple Rush TDs, 350+ yards passing yards & 60+ rushing yards in the same game. *1st ever player in NFL history with at least 2 passing TDs and 2 rushing TDs in consecutive games and 1st ever to do it 3 such times in a season. *1st player ever with 4 straight seasons scoring 40+ TDs *He has the most TDs in NFL history by a QB before the age of 29, 20 more than Mahomes and still has 3 more games to add to this record. This record may never be broken! There’s even more otherworldly data where these came from, but let’s move on to today’s game. This season has been absolutely crazy! We clinched our 5th straight Division title while Thanksgiving dinner was still being digested -without even playing the Patriots and only once playing the Nyets. Has this ever happened before? Play just 3 Division games and win the title?😳 Crazy indeed. Well, the Pats* are here today, with 1st year HC Jerod Mayo showcasing a 3-11 record on merit. There are rumblings this may be his last year on the job.. Rookie QB Drake Maye has been solid, if unspectacular. He’s shown good fundamentals, poise beyond his years and can move well. Their OL is frankly considered the Leagues worst, thus Maye runs a lot. We’re going to see how well the Bills Defense plays against an ‘Allen-like’ scrambler. They should be well acquainted with it. If Mayo is indeed ‘encouraged to seek employment elsewhere’ at seasons end, the kid will have to start from scratch again next year. But many of their losses have been of the one score variety, so this game is gonna take a solid Bills effort to keep our faint hopes alive for the #1 seed. If I had my ‘druthers’, I’d sit everyone and play the Jills instead. Late season Injuries have derailed our previous few seasons and these remaining 3 games are virtually meaningless regarding playoff seeding. Given they’re against the Pats* & NYets, I give the ladies even odds to win at least one game..🤷‍♂️ From our perspective, the Defense responded well to League wide criticism following the egg they laid against the Rams, thoroughly owning Detroit despite giving up ‘meaningless’ late scores. They showed a committed effort throughout and with an early 2 score lead, were able to dictate the flow. Welcome back, Ed Oliver! btw. Cole Bishop looked much improved as well. Offensively, the story begins and ends with this guy: His performance earned him his -I dunno, like one hundredth AFCPOTW award as well as POY awards from SI, NFL POTW and NFL Executive’s MVP of the year! The Bills entered this season espousing an “everybody eats” philosophy with Clark Kent spreading the ball to a wide group of players after the departure of Diggs and Davis. This approach has truly paid off so far with 9 players racking up at least 200 receiving yards and 12 players with receiving TDs -including Mr. Kent himself, who took a lateral from COOP after a reception and dove for the pylon in an award winning snow globe photo. This is His time. This is OUR time! 12th Win! Let’s Do This! National media hyperbole this week. It’s a wonderful time to be alive and a Bills fan!

I bet you’re a lot of fun at the Christmas party..🤦‍♂️

The worlds greatest ever football stadium will be OURS! Lengthy, but incredible video!

I miss Kim very much. Is this a complaint?🤔

I predict a fallic looking object will be thrown onto the field near the endzone. maybe 2..

My favorite.

It’s 1 of 3 since ‘62. Scarlet, Royal Blue & White.

I heard Josh dropped to knee in the huddle, started tapping everyone’s shoe saying “Eeny Meenie Miny Moe..”

Simple reasoning, actually. Allen ❤️ the all red. What Josh wants, we get🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Can I vote for Bobby Chandler? -said sheepishly..

Confirmed

This definitely makes it harder to win. Keeping the faith!🤞🤞🤞🤞

IMO, this game makes or breaks the season. I’m not discounting the Pats* & Jets, but Win, and we’re the likely #2 seed. Lose and it doesn’t really matter. We’ll only get 1 home playoff game then have to travel all the way to the Super Bowl.

Elevator cleats and bulletproof vest😉

Hot tip: keep your posts relevant to the topic being discussed.

WTF does this have to do with anything pertaining to today’s game?!? 🙄

Correction; they were AT the game. No one enjoyed it..🤦‍♂️