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Chandler#81

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  1. idk if there’s ever been a snow game in Buffalo where snowballs weren’t a primary weapon, but I believe you’re referring to pelting the Dolphins bus with them every time the buses are seen! 😂 The HATE has been there since the winless ‘70s but it went Full Bore by the late 80’s and well into the 90’s. SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH!
  2. Happy Holidays, TBDer’s! 🌲 is up, lawns are decorated and wrapped 🎁s are beginning to fill up under the tree! Tis the Season! But ‘comfort and joy’ wouldn’t exist without comparable contrast. Enter the aqua Grinch looking to steal our Christmas. Having already crapped on our Autumn, the Dolphins are in town with dreams of a sweep dancing in their heads. Heavenly Hosts may sing Hallelujah, but the heavens over WNY are opening up tonight with a Whiteout Welcome for the creepy Grinch! Indeed, the Dolphins are creepy. Their owner is a creep, their HC is creepy looking and many of their players are dirty creeps. Even their QB’s name is creepy! They aren’t just looking to steal a game, they want our Division title -and they believe they’re up to it. Their coach is challenging Old Man Winter to bring his nastiest stuff and the QB claims the all-time maximum 7 inches of 1 year total snowfall in ‘Bama has him well prepared to heat up the brisk evening weather. But here’s where their travel plans go awry. They don’t and can’t run the ball. Their offense is deep-pass based and they’re well below the League average in total Defense. Their Special Teams are anything but and they simply don’t have any experience playing in cold, windy, Winter night weather. If they try to float deep passes over our LBs, it’ll be a ‘Tua Turnaballova’ Xmas Festival! They’re playing against the ONLY team in the NFL who have rushed for over 💯 yards every single game this season and across the line of scrimmage, they’ll see their ‘Daddy’ calling signals from his Naughty List -and 🎅🏼 wants revenge! Expect late hits and dirty play from the slimey fish. Right in line with their entire organization, It’s their calling card. Personally, I wouldn’t touch them with a 39 and a half foot pole! Attaining our 11th win tonight won’t secure the Division, but it’ll punch our post-season 🎟. The AFCE Title and 1st Round Bye are gifts currently wrapped and under the tree -with tags that reads ‘Do Not Open til Christmas’. GO BILLS! 🎅🏼 🏈 🌲 🏆 🖕
  3. https://tenor.com/btGWg.gif
  4. A tisker a tasker a Special Teams demon!
  5. The guy makes my skin crawl.
  6. Great idea, BillsMafiaBabes!
  7. Ya know, I don’t want to hijack this thread, but we need to have a serious discussion about our ‘22 Draft class. Not a single starter 14 weeks in and some pics have been cut. Did Daboll & Shoen raid us dry? Until this year, we added viable starting talent from the Draft. This year, nothing to date. 😮
  8. Welcome back, Cole Beasley!
  9. 2fer Damn! The other clip -long TD to Moulds- won’t transfer.. 🤷‍♂️
  10. I hope he’s kicked out of the stadium.😡
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