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Great googly-moogly

I can barely keep track of all these WRs. One day Salas looks good, the next day it's Lewis, now it's Little...I'm not even sure who's who anymore.

Damn. Hope this doesn't mean Ragland's injury is worse than initially thought. This team.

Awesome job, thanks so much!!

A thing of beauty, as always. You're the best.

You can't afford me.

That's the max that insurance will cover.

That day can't come soon enough...but then, Chef Jim will just tell us that a finger up the ass once a year keeps him regular and has kept him from needing a colonoscopy, so he'll just continue with it.

I love watching this feed every now and then. Very soothing, for some reason. EDIT: You're right, there's a dude fly fishing right there. Wonder if he knows how close he is to a group of bears? EDIT: Now there are two fly fishermen, with a bear in the water in clear view. These are some brave souls.

The Dolphins writeup is pure awesomeness. "South Florida is where America goes to fall apart. It is our national case of jock itch." Best comment: "People got better things to do down here, like mortgage fraud, identify theft, Medicare fraud, and social security fraud."

That was a !@#$ing masterpiece. Seriously, this stuff is like crack.

I only floss during the week before my next dentist appointment, and only then so that they don't give me **** about not flossing. This report is music to my ears. I hate flossing. And my next dentist appointment is in two days. Can't wait to bring this up! Basically, the report is saying that the evidence in favor of flossing sucks. It doesn't mean that flossing has no effect, just that we can't conclude anything one way or the other. Basically, there is no basis for dental societies telling us we should floss daily.

Oh yeah, it's baaaaaaack! Best part of the offseason, by far! Ranks, Rastro!

Usually around mid-October is when the reality generally hits me.

I was about to say the same thing!

Same here. I've been going to the same person for almost 20 years now.

I agree, the guy has HOF talent. It would be nice to see the pieces come together for a full season...a decent QB who can get him the ball, coupled with a (relatively) injury-free season. Those can happen, and if they do, I think he becomes the superstar that he can be.

The one thing I would recommend to most guys is to ditch the cheap Super Cuts thing and go for a real barber or stylist. Totally worth it.

Well, I was rounding a wee bit. I think it was 1997 when I first started poking around the D&C site, but I don't recall the exact timeline of when the D&C site switched off and this site started.

Bill is awesome. Except that he knows Spiller would not have been a wasted pick if he had just been used correctly. I don't know, it seems like most of my favorite posters are gone. Twenty years here will do that to you, I guess. We still have some great ones, though.

You got it. Usually they just trim the unruly ones to make it look respectable. Not like they've getting styled or anything. Same with ear hair. For the love of God, don't just let that **** grow like weeds in the back yard.

We're not desperate for another runner. We have several runners. If they're going to bring anyone in as a backup, whether it's Boobie or Fred, that person needs to contribute in other ways, like special teams. That's why Fred won't be coming back -- he's not a special teams guy, certainly not at his age. Boobie at least has a reputation for being very good at special teams. So he might -- might -- be considered as a backup until we get guys back, because of this. But I don't honestly believe he will be.

More than Marv, huh?

I can't believe nobody else thinks this is brilliant!