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Inexcusable. Just !@#$ing inexcusable.

Great to have this to read in the face of all the injuries and negativity...

The sarcasm is strong in this one...

Players with less than 4 years experience can't just go on IR, they have to clear waivers first.

Awesome as always, Astro!

Best comment from the Bears fans:

Oh man, that was good. Best part: the one we are all familiar with:

Good to see you again, Ice. Hope we get to play you this year.

You are my personal savior. Thanks.

Great googly-moogly

I can barely keep track of all these WRs. One day Salas looks good, the next day it's Lewis, now it's Little...I'm not even sure who's who anymore.

Damn. Hope this doesn't mean Ragland's injury is worse than initially thought. This team.

Awesome job, thanks so much!!

A thing of beauty, as always. You're the best.

You can't afford me.

That's the max that insurance will cover.

That day can't come soon enough...but then, Chef Jim will just tell us that a finger up the ass once a year keeps him regular and has kept him from needing a colonoscopy, so he'll just continue with it.

I love watching this feed every now and then. Very soothing, for some reason. EDIT: You're right, there's a dude fly fishing right there. Wonder if he knows how close he is to a group of bears? EDIT: Now there are two fly fishermen, with a bear in the water in clear view. These are some brave souls.

The Dolphins writeup is pure awesomeness. "South Florida is where America goes to fall apart. It is our national case of jock itch." Best comment: "People got better things to do down here, like mortgage fraud, identify theft, Medicare fraud, and social security fraud."

That was a !@#$ing masterpiece. Seriously, this stuff is like crack.

I only floss during the week before my next dentist appointment, and only then so that they don't give me **** about not flossing. This report is music to my ears. I hate flossing. And my next dentist appointment is in two days. Can't wait to bring this up! Basically, the report is saying that the evidence in favor of flossing sucks. It doesn't mean that flossing has no effect, just that we can't conclude anything one way or the other. Basically, there is no basis for dental societies telling us we should floss daily.

Oh yeah, it's baaaaaaack! Best part of the offseason, by far! Ranks, Rastro!

Usually around mid-October is when the reality generally hits me.

I was about to say the same thing!